half-elves, the traumatized ex catholics of the genre

classic 20th century psychedelic crackpot stuff! there's a documentary! www.imdb.com/title/tt0881...

my full name is Jorkin Deeznuts Salinger. not many know this

that shit’s for the people who do dabs all day and can’t feel it anymore

or because “piggy” is too tame? lol nixon

you want a spicy take on the Beatles? Alright: Elvis was a charismatic epic white boy doing a perfect pantomime rock n roll (a black genre) and it wasn’t until the Beatles that the yakubians finally did their own thing within the genre, that’s why they’re important. This take is still normal imo

nice, 24/7 pest control

im already writing a heist movie in my head about the aroace lesbian guidos thanks horse

as with all of them, someone with access to him has to stop him somehow

ny subway standard crew is 2 per train, so it was probably the conductor by themself having never seen a chicken in person before

this was a sensible position 10 years ago but now they install them from the factory because they're cheaper. i hate it. also the lights don't illuminate enough of the road either, the worst possible option on both ends

i used to like when i got nonsensical sponsored ads because it meant the algorithm couldn't figure me out, but nowadays it's just because they put gemini in charge