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Killian Nolan
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Arsenal fan. History lover. Manhattanite adjusting to suburban exile.
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Battle of Monte Cassino, 1944
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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People think I’m joking when I keep saying I would abolish YA literature. No.

You people need to be tied down and forced to read Homer, Shakespeare, and Dante until you’re ready to engage in democratic civic life as well ordered citizens.
one thing i am genuinely convinced of (and my most conservative take) is that we need to bring classical education back
Nobody talks like this anymore.
March 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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this sounds like a glorious existence frankly
February 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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So, this?
February 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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50% of being an historian in the Real World is avoiding the temptation to loudly say 'Ooh, that was an interesting year!' whenever making a purchase up to about £20 in value..
February 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Nobody would look good in attack without their four best forwards. Arsenal had to muddle through this period with clean sheets. Gave up a soft goal today and never looked like scoring one, let alone two. Disappointing but not a massive surprise.
February 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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That free kick … they’ve played like cowards today
February 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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In these dark days I truly appreciate Man Utd’s dedication to cheering us all up.
February 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Happy Danny Welbeck Day to all those who celebrate.
February 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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It's probably too late for Arsenal to return whatever ancient artifact they disturbed to its proper place, right?
February 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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My kids are obsessed with the Mulan soundtrack and I now know how Attila, Genghis Khan etc are being punished in the afterlife
February 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you'd told me in September that Arsenal would beat City 5-1 in the PL but then go out of the League Cup, would I have cared one bit about the second part? Absolutely not. I see no reason to update that perspective.
February 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Arsenal fans can be incredibly annoying.
When I lived in London I could hear someone screaming "please kill me" repeatedly through the wall of my room.
"FAINT GIGGLES!"

Oh my god, have you ever listened to yourself
February 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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"The Chiefs dynasty is more annoying than the Patriots ever were" is crazy talk for several reasons, one of them being that the Patriots dynasty forced regular people to think about Boston
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me besieging Melos: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me when the Piraeus is being besieged: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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😊
January 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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I drew North London
January 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The heroic vision of war was always bullshit, but it has become radically more bullshit over time: war doesn't separate the men from the boys, it separates the men from their limbs, functionally at random.

It doesn't matter how many reps you do when your position gets hit with cluster munitions.
January 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Time is a flat circle
Everton Football Club is delighted to welcome back David Moyes as their new Manager, effective immediately. ✍️
Moyes Returns To Everton
Manager back in charge of the Blues.
www.evertonfc.com
January 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Once again:

Good things happen when you run into the box, especially the 6-yard box, and towards the goal.
December 27, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Never forget
December 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Me: it’s finally vacation and we can all sleep in.
My brain: hello! I have some notes about mistakes you’ve been making. Let’s begin in the second grade.
December 22, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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I’m willing to donate whatever body part Saka needs to function
December 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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"What do you mean the sign about looking upon my works and despairing is still standing??? No! That's the worst possible - if the *works* are gone but the sign is still up then I'm gonna look like a fucken dickhead! Why didn't you make the works out of the same shit you made the sign out of?!"
December 15, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 AM