Unprescribed Journeys
@unprescribedpod.bsky.social
A podcast of guided meditations and escapist journeys by someone who really doesn't have his act together. It's a comedy, if that wasn't clear.
This is exactly the right attitude for Unprescribed Journeys and I want that on the record.
Whoever recommended @unprescribedpod.bsky.social to me...
I love you, and hate you.
Was it you, @idlmpodcast.bsky.social ? It feels like it came from you.
I love you, and hate you.
Was it you, @idlmpodcast.bsky.social ? It feels like it came from you.
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This is exactly the right attitude for Unprescribed Journeys and I want that on the record.
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You have to admit: He is very clever. (Toboggans into lava)
April 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You have to admit: He is very clever. (Toboggans into lava)
Joining the crowds of people now following this account so that we will be the first to know the next time the duck gets kidnapped
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Joining the crowds of people now following this account so that we will be the first to know the next time the duck gets kidnapped
It's so fun being in a large rural sports club at major times of year. The group thread absolutely rammed with messages from people whose profile pictures and user names offer no clue. Like what do you mean I just got wished a Happy New Year by an Asiatic water buffalo whose name is 😈🧜
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It's so fun being in a large rural sports club at major times of year. The group thread absolutely rammed with messages from people whose profile pictures and user names offer no clue. Like what do you mean I just got wished a Happy New Year by an Asiatic water buffalo whose name is 😈🧜
Bit overstimmed? Need an escape? Need that escape to be narrated by a snarky guy who also doesn't have it together?
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Unprescribed Journeys
Comedy Fiction Podcast · Updated fortnightly · Unprescribed Journeys is a series of guided meditations by someone who really doesn’t have his act together. You might be on a lovely walk in the woods, ...
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December 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Bit overstimmed? Need an escape? Need that escape to be narrated by a snarky guy who also doesn't have it together?
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I'm going to start saying this to everyone instead of Merry Christmas. I'm home compostable, everyone xxx
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm going to start saying this to everyone instead of Merry Christmas. I'm home compostable, everyone xxx
Would you like for Unprescribed Journeys to whisk you away on your very own Christmas adventure? Well, tough. Experience Someone Else's Christmas. It's out now.
Someone Else's Christmas
Podcast Episode · Unprescribed Journeys · S1 Bonus · 42m
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December 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Would you like for Unprescribed Journeys to whisk you away on your very own Christmas adventure? Well, tough. Experience Someone Else's Christmas. It's out now.
Coming soon, I hope! A Christmas Special.
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Coming soon, I hope! A Christmas Special.
Good news! I have created a cosy autumnal episode just in time for Halloween. I wouldn't say it's *deeply* cursed, but a good friend did have to tell me to get over myself and just post it. It will be with your ears shortly.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good news! I have created a cosy autumnal episode just in time for Halloween. I wouldn't say it's *deeply* cursed, but a good friend did have to tell me to get over myself and just post it. It will be with your ears shortly.
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You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
Sending love to everyone in London today (except for the bigots, obviously). Look after each other.
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sending love to everyone in London today (except for the bigots, obviously). Look after each other.
A frog in my garden? In this economy? #rewilding
September 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
A frog in my garden? In this economy? #rewilding
I'm troubled but unsurprised by the police arresting peaceful protesters in London. What baffles me is citizens saying "They're just doing their jobs", "They didn't write the laws", etc. I am BEGGING you to read a single book about 20th Century Europe. We have buildings full of them! Embarrassing.
September 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm troubled but unsurprised by the police arresting peaceful protesters in London. What baffles me is citizens saying "They're just doing their jobs", "They didn't write the laws", etc. I am BEGGING you to read a single book about 20th Century Europe. We have buildings full of them! Embarrassing.
UK people, if you're like me, you may have forgotten that everyone's phone alarms are about to go off, so I hope this post may save at least one person from jumping out of their skin.
Can't save you from anything else, of course. It's still a dystopian nightmare here, best of luck xx
Can't save you from anything else, of course. It's still a dystopian nightmare here, best of luck xx
September 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
UK people, if you're like me, you may have forgotten that everyone's phone alarms are about to go off, so I hope this post may save at least one person from jumping out of their skin.
Can't save you from anything else, of course. It's still a dystopian nightmare here, best of luck xx
Can't save you from anything else, of course. It's still a dystopian nightmare here, best of luck xx
Excited to be stopping by the London Podcast Festival later. Anonymously and just as a spectator, obviously, but excited all the same.
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Excited to be stopping by the London Podcast Festival later. Anonymously and just as a spectator, obviously, but excited all the same.
World-building "notes to self" that would be terrifying if found on my desk in isolation, 1 of many:
-Make sure you have consistent rules for occupying a body
-Make sure you have consistent rules for occupying a body
September 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
World-building "notes to self" that would be terrifying if found on my desk in isolation, 1 of many:
-Make sure you have consistent rules for occupying a body
-Make sure you have consistent rules for occupying a body
Outer space! Cocktails! An overqualified actor friend making background alien noises! A new genre of infuriating alien bar music! This episode has it all.
The Space Bar
Podcast Episode · Unprescribed Journeys · 17/08/2025 · 1h
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August 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Outer space! Cocktails! An overqualified actor friend making background alien noises! A new genre of infuriating alien bar music! This episode has it all.
For those of you who are dying for a follow-up from the Gardening 101 episode: I did, in fact, grow cucamelons this year. They are fun to grow, look like tiny watermelons, and taste like cucumbers. Every bite a disappointment. 💚
August 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
For those of you who are dying for a follow-up from the Gardening 101 episode: I did, in fact, grow cucamelons this year. They are fun to grow, look like tiny watermelons, and taste like cucumbers. Every bite a disappointment. 💚
Nearly finished! Guest music and voices that may surprise you. A nice thing going badly, which may, at this point, be unsurprising. But HOW will it go badly? Who will be to blame? These are the questions.
August 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nearly finished! Guest music and voices that may surprise you. A nice thing going badly, which may, at this point, be unsurprising. But HOW will it go badly? Who will be to blame? These are the questions.
You heard it here eventually. Next episode title: The Space Bar.
July 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You heard it here eventually. Next episode title: The Space Bar.
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look you can't be protesting at Pride, it makes the sponsors nervous, and it's their day
At Pride in London security came on stage to stop someone from waving a Palestine flag during Chaka Khan's performance on the main stage.
July 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
look you can't be protesting at Pride, it makes the sponsors nervous, and it's their day
Completely unrelated to the show (unless you count the rewilding episode) but I saw this absolutely stunning dragonfly on my walk today. I THINK it's a southern hawker in the rarer blue form? Could be completely wrong. Bad naturalist.
June 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Completely unrelated to the show (unless you count the rewilding episode) but I saw this absolutely stunning dragonfly on my walk today. I THINK it's a southern hawker in the rarer blue form? Could be completely wrong. Bad naturalist.
Did you know that people give up on fiction podcasts because of the way a word is pronounced?
Well, in the recent Gallery episode, we made sure to use three different pronunciations of Van Gogh so that everyone has the chance to be irritated. We at Unprescribed are ❤️ equal opportunity annoyers. ❤️
Well, in the recent Gallery episode, we made sure to use three different pronunciations of Van Gogh so that everyone has the chance to be irritated. We at Unprescribed are ❤️ equal opportunity annoyers. ❤️
June 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Did you know that people give up on fiction podcasts because of the way a word is pronounced?
Well, in the recent Gallery episode, we made sure to use three different pronunciations of Van Gogh so that everyone has the chance to be irritated. We at Unprescribed are ❤️ equal opportunity annoyers. ❤️
Well, in the recent Gallery episode, we made sure to use three different pronunciations of Van Gogh so that everyone has the chance to be irritated. We at Unprescribed are ❤️ equal opportunity annoyers. ❤️
Your guide is feeling a touch vulnerable today, so I'd like to ask you all to be extra nice to him. Maybe take a little trip with him to an art gallery?
The Gallery
Podcast Episode · Unprescribed Journeys · 18/06/2025 · 48m
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June 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Your guide is feeling a touch vulnerable today, so I'd like to ask you all to be extra nice to him. Maybe take a little trip with him to an art gallery?
I know it looks like Target went beige this year out of cowardice but it's actually because my bee stole all of the colours. What do we think? Louder?
June 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I know it looks like Target went beige this year out of cowardice but it's actually because my bee stole all of the colours. What do we think? Louder?