Scornful Egotist
@unkempthill.bsky.social
21+ trans girlthing
she/it
"more of that strange oil... it's probably nothing"
she/it
"more of that strange oil... it's probably nothing"
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Two nudibranchs were getting all snuggly together ❤︎
Not this time, but depending on the species, nudibranchs are known to sometimes mate even with different species…
I’d love to witness that someday 🫶𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
Not this time, but depending on the species, nudibranchs are known to sometimes mate even with different species…
I’d love to witness that someday 🫶𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Two nudibranchs were getting all snuggly together ❤︎
Not this time, but depending on the species, nudibranchs are known to sometimes mate even with different species…
I’d love to witness that someday 🫶𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
Not this time, but depending on the species, nudibranchs are known to sometimes mate even with different species…
I’d love to witness that someday 🫶𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
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tiktok tts ranking my mutuals' pantystink
January 31, 2026 at 12:47 AM
tiktok tts ranking my mutuals' pantystink
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due to an unlikely mainstreaming of tumblr posts and resultant semantic shifts, in 2150 the word "heroic" is synonymous with "incontinent"
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 PM
due to an unlikely mainstreaming of tumblr posts and resultant semantic shifts, in 2150 the word "heroic" is synonymous with "incontinent"
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Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.
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[ of the devil ]
really quick morgan and serra doodle :]
really quick morgan and serra doodle :]
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 AM
[ of the devil ]
really quick morgan and serra doodle :]
really quick morgan and serra doodle :]
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was fucking this girls thighs and she was on her phone playing mahjong the whole time
January 22, 2026 at 8:59 PM
was fucking this girls thighs and she was on her phone playing mahjong the whole time
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✌️ ✌️
there are girls who want to fight back a little and get slapped for it - your brat classic, if you will - and then there are girls who won't be erotically satiated by anything less than the kind of ground and pound hammerfist shit illegal outside of the octagon
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
✌️ ✌️
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confidently, feministly: I'd fuck that tentacle monster until I couldn't move anymore
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
confidently, feministly: I'd fuck that tentacle monster until I couldn't move anymore
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POV: cute elf poorly attempts at flirting with you
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
POV: cute elf poorly attempts at flirting with you
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i should call her
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i should call her
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
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My Leige Lady Dollified Me And Now She Won't Even Let Me Hit?
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My Leige Lady Dollified Me And Now She Won't Even Let Me Hit?
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*in complete and total absence from the light of heaven* I wonder if a spreadsheet could somehow ameliorate this situation
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
*in complete and total absence from the light of heaven* I wonder if a spreadsheet could somehow ameliorate this situation
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In light of recent Let's Plays I've watched:
#ofthedevil
#ofthedevil
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
In light of recent Let's Plays I've watched:
#ofthedevil
#ofthedevil
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Shutteth Thy Mouth This Shalt Be Whomst I Willst Be Talking About In Great Detail Upon Patch Release
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Shutteth Thy Mouth This Shalt Be Whomst I Willst Be Talking About In Great Detail Upon Patch Release
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she's right behind me isnt she
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
she's right behind me isnt she
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
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"the real game starts after the credits" well too bad, my adhd put a little tick mark next to it with "task completed" written in crayon so I'm never gonna touch it again
September 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"the real game starts after the credits" well too bad, my adhd put a little tick mark next to it with "task completed" written in crayon so I'm never gonna touch it again
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ive been clearing out heavensward sidequests today and some of their dialogue reads incredibly funny "theres a nest of heretics to the south!!" bro doesnt know the dragonsong war ended 8 years ago
September 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ive been clearing out heavensward sidequests today and some of their dialogue reads incredibly funny "theres a nest of heretics to the south!!" bro doesnt know the dragonsong war ended 8 years ago
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BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople
August 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople
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imagine thinking y'shtola is the mom of the scions when urianger is right there
May 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
imagine thinking y'shtola is the mom of the scions when urianger is right there
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archiveofourown.org/works/540761...
Enjoy the latest (and long delayed) chapter in my Leona/Diana modern AU forcefem fanfic!! It's got willful ignorance, nasty women, and religious trauma! And jerking off! It's great and you should read it because it'd make me happy :D
Enjoy the latest (and long delayed) chapter in my Leona/Diana modern AU forcefem fanfic!! It's got willful ignorance, nasty women, and religious trauma! And jerking off! It's great and you should read it because it'd make me happy :D
April 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
archiveofourown.org/works/540761...
Enjoy the latest (and long delayed) chapter in my Leona/Diana modern AU forcefem fanfic!! It's got willful ignorance, nasty women, and religious trauma! And jerking off! It's great and you should read it because it'd make me happy :D
Enjoy the latest (and long delayed) chapter in my Leona/Diana modern AU forcefem fanfic!! It's got willful ignorance, nasty women, and religious trauma! And jerking off! It's great and you should read it because it'd make me happy :D
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i wanna get grabbed by the ankles and have all my joints pop with one quick thwap like a whip
April 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
i wanna get grabbed by the ankles and have all my joints pop with one quick thwap like a whip