Shawn the Yuletide Unicorn 🦄🎄🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸
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🏳️🌈🏴☠️ CIS-MALE. Progress, not perfection. Son. Husband. MoFo Unicorn. QUEER. Pagan. Messy Flirt. He/Him/Bitch/Gurrrrrl #BLM #TLM NSFW 18+
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Be mad about it. cry harder. If you don’t like it, block me.
I don’t use Spotify, but this is my listening age.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don’t use Spotify, but this is my listening age.
If your Christmas gift tags aren’t this gay, why?
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If your Christmas gift tags aren’t this gay, why?
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers-, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers-, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers-, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers-, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said
Later poor people. I. Am. Outta. Here.
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December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Later poor people. I. Am. Outta. Here.
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Drop something BLUE 🔵💙🌀
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Drop something BLUE 🔵💙🌀
So if anyone hears an explosion or feels the ground rumble on the east cost of Canada/US tonight… don’t be alarmed. It’s probably just me.
I had one of my fav ‘tism comfort meals tonight.
A chopped steamed cabbage (yes the whole thing) with some malt vinegar and yellow mustard, s&p.
I had one of my fav ‘tism comfort meals tonight.
A chopped steamed cabbage (yes the whole thing) with some malt vinegar and yellow mustard, s&p.
a woman is applying red lipstick to her lips .
ALT: a woman is applying red lipstick to her lips .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So if anyone hears an explosion or feels the ground rumble on the east cost of Canada/US tonight… don’t be alarmed. It’s probably just me.
I had one of my fav ‘tism comfort meals tonight.
A chopped steamed cabbage (yes the whole thing) with some malt vinegar and yellow mustard, s&p.
I had one of my fav ‘tism comfort meals tonight.
A chopped steamed cabbage (yes the whole thing) with some malt vinegar and yellow mustard, s&p.
A word of warning. Dont come for me here, TT or in person. Im not the one. And I have back up. Friends. Family. And many MANY personalities. This won’t end well for you.
a cartoon character wearing glasses is holding a cell phone
ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses is holding a cell phone
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A word of warning. Dont come for me here, TT or in person. Im not the one. And I have back up. Friends. Family. And many MANY personalities. This won’t end well for you.
I hate it here.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I hate it here.
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When you argue with me, this with whom you're arguing
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When you argue with me, this with whom you're arguing
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
No. But really, who and what the fuck is a Tom Reid Wilson?!?! Seriously tho? ?????
a man in a star trek uniform has the word explain on his chest
ALT: a man in a star trek uniform has the word explain on his chest
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
No. But really, who and what the fuck is a Tom Reid Wilson?!?! Seriously tho? ?????
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Rupert.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Rupert.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild (mammalian version):
White Tail Deer
Porcupine
Red Fox
Black Bear
Moose
White Tail Deer
Porcupine
Red Fox
Black Bear
Moose
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild (mammalian version):
Moose
Skunk
Porcupine
Bobcat
Jackal
Moose
Skunk
Porcupine
Bobcat
Jackal
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Hoopoe
Hedgehog
Varied thrush
Santa Cruz Island fox
Pika
Hoopoe
Hedgehog
Varied thrush
Santa Cruz Island fox
Pika
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild (mammalian version):
White Tail Deer
Porcupine
Red Fox
Black Bear
Moose
White Tail Deer
Porcupine
Red Fox
Black Bear
Moose
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Thompson Twins /c OMD
The Cranberries
Platinum Blonde
David Bowie
Scissor Sisters
Thompson Twins /c OMD
The Cranberries
Platinum Blonde
David Bowie
Scissor Sisters
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Bob Dylan
Peaches Nisker
KRS One
Stompin Tom
The Beaches
Bob Dylan
Peaches Nisker
KRS One
Stompin Tom
The Beaches
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Dropkick Murphys
Elvis Costello
Foo Fighters
Circle Jerks
NOFX
Dropkick Murphys
Elvis Costello
Foo Fighters
Circle Jerks
NOFX
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Thompson Twins /c OMD
The Cranberries
Platinum Blonde
David Bowie
Scissor Sisters
Thompson Twins /c OMD
The Cranberries
Platinum Blonde
David Bowie
Scissor Sisters
I’ll take “Things a Nazi would say”, for 1000, please Alex.
Elon Musk wants to criminalise calling people Nazis for some reason
Why would Musk want to criminalise people who point out Nazi-like behaviour? It couldn't be because of his own behaviour, could it?
www.thecanary.co
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’ll take “Things a Nazi would say”, for 1000, please Alex.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Happy Thanksgiving Dinkie Trump.
N.S. announces it will sell all remaining U.S. alcohol, won’t order any more
Nova Scotia has announced it will sell its remaining $14 million-worth of alcohol from the United States.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Dinkie Trump.
You've just died, the 6th picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
Cruella has fallen on hardt times.
(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
Cruella has fallen on hardt times.
(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You've just died, the 6th picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
Cruella has fallen on hardt times.
(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
Cruella has fallen on hardt times.
(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
So any of my fellow Diabetics get that recall from Abbott Labs about the Freestyle Libre 3+ sensor recall?
Luckily mine was okay.
If you have not: goto freestylecheck.com enter your sensor S/N
ONLY AFFECTS the Libre 3+ sensors.
Luckily mine was okay.
If you have not: goto freestylecheck.com enter your sensor S/N
ONLY AFFECTS the Libre 3+ sensors.
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
freestylecheck.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So any of my fellow Diabetics get that recall from Abbott Labs about the Freestyle Libre 3+ sensor recall?
Luckily mine was okay.
If you have not: goto freestylecheck.com enter your sensor S/N
ONLY AFFECTS the Libre 3+ sensors.
Luckily mine was okay.
If you have not: goto freestylecheck.com enter your sensor S/N
ONLY AFFECTS the Libre 3+ sensors.
Happy Thanksgiving… Basted in Blood!
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving… Basted in Blood!
My Glocometer is an annoying Gen Alpha or whoever the fuck does that 6-7 bs.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My Glocometer is an annoying Gen Alpha or whoever the fuck does that 6-7 bs.