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Shawn the Yuletide Unicorn 🦄🎄🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇬🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸
@unicornshawn.bsky.social

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ CIS-MALE. Progress, not perfection. Son. Husband. MoFo Unicorn. QUEER. Pagan. Messy Flirt. He/Him/Bitch/Gurrrrrl #BLM #TLM NSFW 18+
If your Christmas gift tags aren’t this gay, why?
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Later poor people. I. Am. Outta. Here.
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December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Anyone wishing to report the hateful ole sow…. She changed her name. But same account.

Glowing.mumma143
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Dont get me wrong. I love the stache. But like… respectfully…
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I hate it here.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Same.
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Rupert.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You've just died, the 6th picture in your camera roll is what killed you.

Cruella has fallen on hardt times.

(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving… Basted in Blood!
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My Glocometer is an annoying Gen Alpha or whoever the fuck does that 6-7 bs.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy New Glucometer Sensor Day to all that celebrate.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Monday, innit.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My NLCV display.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just need to put a wreath on the door and candles in the windows.
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Today’s two thrift Treasures.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I got these through the past year for this season…. Guess which one came from Temo.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Anyone interested in doing a secret Santa with me?
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM