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@unicornshawn.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏴☠️ CIS-MALE. Progress, not perfection. Son. Husband. MoFo Unicorn. QUEER. Pagan. Messy Flirt. He/Him/Bitch/Gurrrrrl #BLM #TLM NSFW 18+
If your Christmas gift tags aren’t this gay, why?
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If your Christmas gift tags aren’t this gay, why?
Later poor people. I. Am. Outta. Here.
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December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Later poor people. I. Am. Outta. Here.
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Anyone wishing to report the hateful ole sow…. She changed her name. But same account.
Glowing.mumma143
Glowing.mumma143
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Anyone wishing to report the hateful ole sow…. She changed her name. But same account.
Glowing.mumma143
Glowing.mumma143
Dont get me wrong. I love the stache. But like… respectfully…
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Dont get me wrong. I love the stache. But like… respectfully…
I hate it here.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I hate it here.
Same.
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Same.
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Rupert.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Rupert.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
You've just died, the 6th picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
Cruella has fallen on hardt times.
(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
Cruella has fallen on hardt times.
(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You've just died, the 6th picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
Cruella has fallen on hardt times.
(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
Cruella has fallen on hardt times.
(In the waiting rm at my Dentist’s yesterday 😂)
Happy Thanksgiving… Basted in Blood!
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving… Basted in Blood!
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My Glocometer is an annoying Gen Alpha or whoever the fuck does that 6-7 bs.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My Glocometer is an annoying Gen Alpha or whoever the fuck does that 6-7 bs.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Happy New Glucometer Sensor Day to all that celebrate.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Happy New Glucometer Sensor Day to all that celebrate.
Monday, innit.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Monday, innit.
My NLCV display.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My NLCV display.
Just need to put a wreath on the door and candles in the windows.
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just need to put a wreath on the door and candles in the windows.
Today’s two thrift Treasures.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Today’s two thrift Treasures.
I got these through the past year for this season…. Guess which one came from Temo.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I got these through the past year for this season…. Guess which one came from Temo.
Anyone interested in doing a secret Santa with me?
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Anyone interested in doing a secret Santa with me?