Uni
@uni-versal.bsky.social
Another casualty of applied metaphysics.
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
Space Marine 2 is so unintentionally hilarious
I constantly laugh at how their tiny heads poking out from their giant armor makes them look like Stretch Armstrong
Then, after the triumphant, explosive finale of each mission, it hard cuts to the guys on the ride home looking like they need a hug
I constantly laugh at how their tiny heads poking out from their giant armor makes them look like Stretch Armstrong
Then, after the triumphant, explosive finale of each mission, it hard cuts to the guys on the ride home looking like they need a hug
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Space Marine 2 is so unintentionally hilarious
I constantly laugh at how their tiny heads poking out from their giant armor makes them look like Stretch Armstrong
Then, after the triumphant, explosive finale of each mission, it hard cuts to the guys on the ride home looking like they need a hug
I constantly laugh at how their tiny heads poking out from their giant armor makes them look like Stretch Armstrong
Then, after the triumphant, explosive finale of each mission, it hard cuts to the guys on the ride home looking like they need a hug
Everyone needs friends. We die alone, but we live among men, Charlie Brown.
Every living thing on earth dies alone, Charlie Brown
You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Everyone needs friends. We die alone, but we live among men, Charlie Brown.
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The default accomplishment in KSP is getting to the moon and back, but I've been doing that for 10 years now.
So, I decided to learn airplane design, and circumnavigate the globe as fast as possible.
Sub 1 hour, more than half fuel remaining. 18 very carefully placed parts. Very satisfying.
So, I decided to learn airplane design, and circumnavigate the globe as fast as possible.
Sub 1 hour, more than half fuel remaining. 18 very carefully placed parts. Very satisfying.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The default accomplishment in KSP is getting to the moon and back, but I've been doing that for 10 years now.
So, I decided to learn airplane design, and circumnavigate the globe as fast as possible.
Sub 1 hour, more than half fuel remaining. 18 very carefully placed parts. Very satisfying.
So, I decided to learn airplane design, and circumnavigate the globe as fast as possible.
Sub 1 hour, more than half fuel remaining. 18 very carefully placed parts. Very satisfying.
I aspire to be this stylishly nonsensical
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I aspire to be this stylishly nonsensical
The marketing team must have been up all night making this one. What gorgeous branding.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The marketing team must have been up all night making this one. What gorgeous branding.
I had friends in high school who skipped class to play Skyrim on release.
I thought they were kinda stupid for doing that, I mean, there would be plenty of time to play it later.
Oh how painfully right I was, still waiting for a sequel as I'm hip deep in my career.
youtu.be/X2drgbESlR8?...
I thought they were kinda stupid for doing that, I mean, there would be plenty of time to play it later.
Oh how painfully right I was, still waiting for a sequel as I'm hip deep in my career.
youtu.be/X2drgbESlR8?...
{YTP} ~ The Eldest Scrolls IIV: SKRIM
YouTube video by DaThings
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I had friends in high school who skipped class to play Skyrim on release.
I thought they were kinda stupid for doing that, I mean, there would be plenty of time to play it later.
Oh how painfully right I was, still waiting for a sequel as I'm hip deep in my career.
youtu.be/X2drgbESlR8?...
I thought they were kinda stupid for doing that, I mean, there would be plenty of time to play it later.
Oh how painfully right I was, still waiting for a sequel as I'm hip deep in my career.
youtu.be/X2drgbESlR8?...
I always thought Dutch from Red Dead Redemption was only called that as a nickname, since his family is actually dutch.
But, nope, that's just his real name, which is pretty weird. It would be like naming your kid something blatantly fictional, like American McGee.
But, nope, that's just his real name, which is pretty weird. It would be like naming your kid something blatantly fictional, like American McGee.
October 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I always thought Dutch from Red Dead Redemption was only called that as a nickname, since his family is actually dutch.
But, nope, that's just his real name, which is pretty weird. It would be like naming your kid something blatantly fictional, like American McGee.
But, nope, that's just his real name, which is pretty weird. It would be like naming your kid something blatantly fictional, like American McGee.
The new Bretonnian team in Blood Bowl sounds really fun, with throwers and catchers having nerves of steel. I always loved the passing game, but it felt like you had to either play (legacy) high elves or (8 armor) pro elves to make it work. Might just pick up this team and finally try painting.
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The new Bretonnian team in Blood Bowl sounds really fun, with throwers and catchers having nerves of steel. I always loved the passing game, but it felt like you had to either play (legacy) high elves or (8 armor) pro elves to make it work. Might just pick up this team and finally try painting.
It's rare I enjoy modern open-worldy sorts of games, but I do appreciate Tsushima on lethal mode. The danger of every fight fits neatly into a narrative where a samurai has to learn to wage a guerilla war.
Spear soldiers can FUCK OFF
Also, it's an impressive PC port, beautiful and responsive.
Spear soldiers can FUCK OFF
Also, it's an impressive PC port, beautiful and responsive.
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's rare I enjoy modern open-worldy sorts of games, but I do appreciate Tsushima on lethal mode. The danger of every fight fits neatly into a narrative where a samurai has to learn to wage a guerilla war.
Spear soldiers can FUCK OFF
Also, it's an impressive PC port, beautiful and responsive.
Spear soldiers can FUCK OFF
Also, it's an impressive PC port, beautiful and responsive.
Spend some time reflecting on your choice of reflections, samurai
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Spend some time reflecting on your choice of reflections, samurai
This might be the most sublime meme I've ever seen.
Steamed Hams but it's a real, live action, no AI, 40-minute-long parody of My Dinner With Andre, referencing decades of Simpsons plotlines.
youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...
Steamed Hams but it's a real, live action, no AI, 40-minute-long parody of My Dinner With Andre, referencing decades of Simpsons plotlines.
youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This might be the most sublime meme I've ever seen.
Steamed Hams but it's a real, live action, no AI, 40-minute-long parody of My Dinner With Andre, referencing decades of Simpsons plotlines.
youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...
Steamed Hams but it's a real, live action, no AI, 40-minute-long parody of My Dinner With Andre, referencing decades of Simpsons plotlines.
youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...
Another release, another signed TWRP album for the collection.
I'm especially happy to have the Ladyworld EP, since it was so early that Doctor Sung signed his full name, and Havve Hogan didn't sign with his doodle face yet. It's the first edition Charizard of the bunch.
I'm especially happy to have the Ladyworld EP, since it was so early that Doctor Sung signed his full name, and Havve Hogan didn't sign with his doodle face yet. It's the first edition Charizard of the bunch.
September 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Another release, another signed TWRP album for the collection.
I'm especially happy to have the Ladyworld EP, since it was so early that Doctor Sung signed his full name, and Havve Hogan didn't sign with his doodle face yet. It's the first edition Charizard of the bunch.
I'm especially happy to have the Ladyworld EP, since it was so early that Doctor Sung signed his full name, and Havve Hogan didn't sign with his doodle face yet. It's the first edition Charizard of the bunch.
Is it a universal childhood experience that playing outside with your friends is 50% inventing arbitrary rules, 45% arguing, 4% seeing if we have pizza money, and 1% playing?
I walk past the neighbor kids playing Pizza Football Lawyers all the time and I'm like shit we played that in the 90's too
I walk past the neighbor kids playing Pizza Football Lawyers all the time and I'm like shit we played that in the 90's too
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Is it a universal childhood experience that playing outside with your friends is 50% inventing arbitrary rules, 45% arguing, 4% seeing if we have pizza money, and 1% playing?
I walk past the neighbor kids playing Pizza Football Lawyers all the time and I'm like shit we played that in the 90's too
I walk past the neighbor kids playing Pizza Football Lawyers all the time and I'm like shit we played that in the 90's too
This is a hilarious brightness setting screen.
Usually they ask you to make sure you set it dark enough for an atmospheric experience.
Meanwhile, Fatal Frame is kind enough to say hey, look at this creepy fucker, make sure you're able to see them or you're gonna have problems.
Usually they ask you to make sure you set it dark enough for an atmospheric experience.
Meanwhile, Fatal Frame is kind enough to say hey, look at this creepy fucker, make sure you're able to see them or you're gonna have problems.
September 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is a hilarious brightness setting screen.
Usually they ask you to make sure you set it dark enough for an atmospheric experience.
Meanwhile, Fatal Frame is kind enough to say hey, look at this creepy fucker, make sure you're able to see them or you're gonna have problems.
Usually they ask you to make sure you set it dark enough for an atmospheric experience.
Meanwhile, Fatal Frame is kind enough to say hey, look at this creepy fucker, make sure you're able to see them or you're gonna have problems.
RE2 got a remake before RE1, but (my favorite) RE1 already had the 2002 remake, so that's fine.
Then Silent Hill 2 got remade before 1, which kinda makes sense, but it's sad for someone who likes 1 more.
Now, Fatal Frame 2 is being remade before 1, and I prefer 1.
Something something three nickels.
Then Silent Hill 2 got remade before 1, which kinda makes sense, but it's sad for someone who likes 1 more.
Now, Fatal Frame 2 is being remade before 1, and I prefer 1.
Something something three nickels.
September 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
RE2 got a remake before RE1, but (my favorite) RE1 already had the 2002 remake, so that's fine.
Then Silent Hill 2 got remade before 1, which kinda makes sense, but it's sad for someone who likes 1 more.
Now, Fatal Frame 2 is being remade before 1, and I prefer 1.
Something something three nickels.
Then Silent Hill 2 got remade before 1, which kinda makes sense, but it's sad for someone who likes 1 more.
Now, Fatal Frame 2 is being remade before 1, and I prefer 1.
Something something three nickels.
I want to go on record as having guessed the next new Blood Bowl team a year and a half ago, good to see Bretonnia being made official.
That said, if I'm going to buy some minis, it's going to be Tomb Kings. With the new secure ball action, they're going to be a blast.
That said, if I'm going to buy some minis, it's going to be Tomb Kings. With the new secure ball action, they're going to be a blast.
A new official Blood Bowl team was just announced: Bretonnian Knights
Just kidding, it's Beastmen
Well, it's Kislev
Joking, it's Cathay
Nah, it's Tzeentch
Really tho, it's Slaanesh
Actually, it's gnomes.
That one I'm not kidding about. Somehow. Gnomes.
I didn't even know they EXISTED in Warhammer
Just kidding, it's Beastmen
Well, it's Kislev
Joking, it's Cathay
Nah, it's Tzeentch
Really tho, it's Slaanesh
Actually, it's gnomes.
That one I'm not kidding about. Somehow. Gnomes.
I didn't even know they EXISTED in Warhammer
September 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I want to go on record as having guessed the next new Blood Bowl team a year and a half ago, good to see Bretonnia being made official.
That said, if I'm going to buy some minis, it's going to be Tomb Kings. With the new secure ball action, they're going to be a blast.
That said, if I'm going to buy some minis, it's going to be Tomb Kings. With the new secure ball action, they're going to be a blast.
Me, three hours ago: Ha ha can you believe that when Mirror's Edge was released, people complained that it was mediocre? I gotta replay that masterpiece.
Me, now: Ah. Right.
Me, now: Ah. Right.
August 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me, three hours ago: Ha ha can you believe that when Mirror's Edge was released, people complained that it was mediocre? I gotta replay that masterpiece.
Me, now: Ah. Right.
Me, now: Ah. Right.
Tried out the Gears of War remaster on PC, and it's cool how PC/Xbox/PS5 crossplay seems to work pretty seemlessly. On the other hand, I went from going 0/3 to 7/0 by switching from controller to MKB. The difference is insane.
Predicting a lot of "REMOVE PC FROM CROSSPLAY" reviews on this one.
Predicting a lot of "REMOVE PC FROM CROSSPLAY" reviews on this one.
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Tried out the Gears of War remaster on PC, and it's cool how PC/Xbox/PS5 crossplay seems to work pretty seemlessly. On the other hand, I went from going 0/3 to 7/0 by switching from controller to MKB. The difference is insane.
Predicting a lot of "REMOVE PC FROM CROSSPLAY" reviews on this one.
Predicting a lot of "REMOVE PC FROM CROSSPLAY" reviews on this one.
I hadn't noticed it in my first playthrough of the series, but in Mega Man Zero, Aztec Falcon is a regular boss, taunting you and mentioning that Harpuia sent him.
Then, in Zero 2, Harpuia shows up *riding Aztec falcon, who's walking on all fours*
This series envisions a kinky ass future.
Then, in Zero 2, Harpuia shows up *riding Aztec falcon, who's walking on all fours*
This series envisions a kinky ass future.
August 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I hadn't noticed it in my first playthrough of the series, but in Mega Man Zero, Aztec Falcon is a regular boss, taunting you and mentioning that Harpuia sent him.
Then, in Zero 2, Harpuia shows up *riding Aztec falcon, who's walking on all fours*
This series envisions a kinky ass future.
Then, in Zero 2, Harpuia shows up *riding Aztec falcon, who's walking on all fours*
This series envisions a kinky ass future.
I think I have the most basic, 2009 list possible.
Left 4 Dead purchased twice because I played it for two days, thought it was the coolest thing ever, and bought it for a friend.
I still really love that game, even more than 2. The atmosphere hits just right.
Left 4 Dead purchased twice because I played it for two days, thought it was the coolest thing ever, and bought it for a friend.
I still really love that game, even more than 2. The atmosphere hits just right.
August 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think I have the most basic, 2009 list possible.
Left 4 Dead purchased twice because I played it for two days, thought it was the coolest thing ever, and bought it for a friend.
I still really love that game, even more than 2. The atmosphere hits just right.
Left 4 Dead purchased twice because I played it for two days, thought it was the coolest thing ever, and bought it for a friend.
I still really love that game, even more than 2. The atmosphere hits just right.
I heard this song for the first time like five years ago thanks to a feliz jueves meme and I still listen to this shit almost every jueves to make sure it's feliz
youtu.be/yG7MPEQm1-w?...
youtu.be/yG7MPEQm1-w?...
Luis Miguel - "Ahora te puedes marchar" (Video Oficial)
YouTube video by Warner Music México
youtu.be
August 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I heard this song for the first time like five years ago thanks to a feliz jueves meme and I still listen to this shit almost every jueves to make sure it's feliz
youtu.be/yG7MPEQm1-w?...
youtu.be/yG7MPEQm1-w?...
I'm normally not a fan of mods, but man, I feel like you would need some to make Morrowind role-playable
One of the best swords in the game will deal 150 damage on a great roll... but a normal ebony staff has 90 enchant, so it can easily deal 400+ damage and outclass every melee weapon in the game
One of the best swords in the game will deal 150 damage on a great roll... but a normal ebony staff has 90 enchant, so it can easily deal 400+ damage and outclass every melee weapon in the game
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm normally not a fan of mods, but man, I feel like you would need some to make Morrowind role-playable
One of the best swords in the game will deal 150 damage on a great roll... but a normal ebony staff has 90 enchant, so it can easily deal 400+ damage and outclass every melee weapon in the game
One of the best swords in the game will deal 150 damage on a great roll... but a normal ebony staff has 90 enchant, so it can easily deal 400+ damage and outclass every melee weapon in the game
My opinion of Oblivion has suffered these last few years, and I *thought* it was because I've started favoring Morrowind.
But now, replaying Morrowind... it's getting the same treatment. The guild-strider-boat travel rigamorale gets so taxing.
Maybe these Bethesda games were always kinda shaky.
But now, replaying Morrowind... it's getting the same treatment. The guild-strider-boat travel rigamorale gets so taxing.
Maybe these Bethesda games were always kinda shaky.
August 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My opinion of Oblivion has suffered these last few years, and I *thought* it was because I've started favoring Morrowind.
But now, replaying Morrowind... it's getting the same treatment. The guild-strider-boat travel rigamorale gets so taxing.
Maybe these Bethesda games were always kinda shaky.
But now, replaying Morrowind... it's getting the same treatment. The guild-strider-boat travel rigamorale gets so taxing.
Maybe these Bethesda games were always kinda shaky.