aka Uncle Cracker
@unclecracker.bsky.social
Blue opinions herein
proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply.
Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs
“some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for”
I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply.
Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs
“some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for”
I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
… I loathe all pre-game shows, but especially FOX. The producers put them in ill-fitting “cutting edge” clothing, and there is always a segment where 5 grown men stand on a fake field and act out plays like 11 year olds.
We are not a serious people.
We are not a serious people.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
… I loathe all pre-game shows, but especially FOX. The producers put them in ill-fitting “cutting edge” clothing, and there is always a segment where 5 grown men stand on a fake field and act out plays like 11 year olds.
We are not a serious people.
We are not a serious people.
Dean: “Go four corners, we’ll win it 22-17”
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Dean: “Go four corners, we’ll win it 22-17”
… notice he decided right before the Holiday, nice and quiet the way da Boss wants it …
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
… notice he decided right before the Holiday, nice and quiet the way da Boss wants it …
… careful with the flimsy roasting pan, seen a bird on the floor before …
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
… careful with the flimsy roasting pan, seen a bird on the floor before …
… surprised he didn’t opt for the 1990’s “Gold package” for that trim …
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
… surprised he didn’t opt for the 1990’s “Gold package” for that trim …
… seemed German, yes?
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
… seemed German, yes?
Trump is endangering the world in pursuit of his latest vanity project, a Nobel.
Embarrassing, dangerous.
Will sell out all of Europe to get it.
Surprised Ukes don’t have specialists in the US yet to “remedy” their problem.
Embarrassing, dangerous.
Will sell out all of Europe to get it.
Surprised Ukes don’t have specialists in the US yet to “remedy” their problem.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trump is endangering the world in pursuit of his latest vanity project, a Nobel.
Embarrassing, dangerous.
Will sell out all of Europe to get it.
Surprised Ukes don’t have specialists in the US yet to “remedy” their problem.
Embarrassing, dangerous.
Will sell out all of Europe to get it.
Surprised Ukes don’t have specialists in the US yet to “remedy” their problem.
where is my edit button?
“work”
“work”
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
where is my edit button?
“work”
“work”
… Miller was testing out the ovens in his latest detention camp; he left it on the “human” setting and overcooked the bird …
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
… Miller was testing out the ovens in his latest detention camp; he left it on the “human” setting and overcooked the bird …
“DeSanctimonius” is completely humiliated by Trump, repeatedly, yet this giant dutifully licks Trump’s nether region on command!
HE is the one who taught Nuzzi to swallow without spilling a drop!
HE is the one who taught Nuzzi to swallow without spilling a drop!
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“DeSanctimonius” is completely humiliated by Trump, repeatedly, yet this giant dutifully licks Trump’s nether region on command!
HE is the one who taught Nuzzi to swallow without spilling a drop!
HE is the one who taught Nuzzi to swallow without spilling a drop!
Good to see something from Mike, have not seen or heard from him in a LONG time!
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Good to see something from Mike, have not seen or heard from him in a LONG time!
Kissing Orange Xerxes ass is full-time wirk
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Kissing Orange Xerxes ass is full-time wirk
hmmm… I have never been wrong when I picked the most likely “Occam, but in 4th grade” explanation on ANYTHING thus far.
This is starting to fit…
This is starting to fit…
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
hmmm… I have never been wrong when I picked the most likely “Occam, but in 4th grade” explanation on ANYTHING thus far.
This is starting to fit…
This is starting to fit…
Reposted by aka Uncle Cracker
The shooter was granted asylum by the Trump administration.
#awkward
So...Trump put the shooter in DC and the National Guard in DC.
Doesn't look good.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
#awkward
So...Trump put the shooter in DC and the National Guard in DC.
Doesn't look good.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
DHS identifies National Guard shooting suspect as Rahmanullah Lakanwal
Two members of the West Virginia National Guardsmen were shot in Washington, DC, today, according to the state’s governor. Follow for live updates.
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The shooter was granted asylum by the Trump administration.
#awkward
So...Trump put the shooter in DC and the National Guard in DC.
Doesn't look good.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
#awkward
So...Trump put the shooter in DC and the National Guard in DC.
Doesn't look good.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
I’m hoping the shit today/yesterday wasn’t enough to bring down a shit storm that blunts the Epstein release because we all shrug stuff off and get distracted … Epstein is the only thing thus far to endure. You know they want a BIG shiny object
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I’m hoping the shit today/yesterday wasn’t enough to bring down a shit storm that blunts the Epstein release because we all shrug stuff off and get distracted … Epstein is the only thing thus far to endure. You know they want a BIG shiny object
nicely turned
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
nicely turned
… I’m not rich like you guys and I can get laid without paying someone’s rent!
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
… I’m not rich like you guys and I can get laid without paying someone’s rent!