aka Uncle Cracker
@unclecracker.bsky.social
Blue opinions herein
proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply.
Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs
“some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for”
I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply.
Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs
“some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for”
I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
… another winner for Milos!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
… another winner for Milos!!!
Unlike so many (Joe Kernen CNBC) Ken has improved his head merkin.
He used to have one of the worst rugs on TV, has now perhaps gone to Shatner’s people for help!
Kernen needs a chin strap for his moss!
He used to have one of the worst rugs on TV, has now perhaps gone to Shatner’s people for help!
Kernen needs a chin strap for his moss!
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Unlike so many (Joe Kernen CNBC) Ken has improved his head merkin.
He used to have one of the worst rugs on TV, has now perhaps gone to Shatner’s people for help!
Kernen needs a chin strap for his moss!
He used to have one of the worst rugs on TV, has now perhaps gone to Shatner’s people for help!
Kernen needs a chin strap for his moss!
… when he walked in wearing the velvet scrunchie, Trump was smitten …
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
… when he walked in wearing the velvet scrunchie, Trump was smitten …
Really? This matters NOW?
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Really? This matters NOW?
… written in the. ‘60’s, read in the ‘80’s …
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
… written in the. ‘60’s, read in the ‘80’s …
… Lady G was SO ready for retirement!
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
… Lady G was SO ready for retirement!
… the same member who strutted with her new kidneys wrapped in the Scarlet Letter?
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
… the same member who strutted with her new kidneys wrapped in the Scarlet Letter?
… a full hour alone on the bad TV jort
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
… a full hour alone on the bad TV jort
“… who is fighting and what for?”
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“… who is fighting and what for?”
… he looks somewhere between Joe Dirt and Slippery Pete …
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
… he looks somewhere between Joe Dirt and Slippery Pete …
… dress looks familiar
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
… dress looks familiar
“Consultant to the Secretary”
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Consultant to the Secretary”
… they are going to start tying up loose ends soon, like Johnny Roast Beef in his pink Tesla… and poor Frankie Carbone, tree days to thaw him for the fake autopsy …
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
… they are going to start tying up loose ends soon, like Johnny Roast Beef in his pink Tesla… and poor Frankie Carbone, tree days to thaw him for the fake autopsy …
… the Chicago way, and it’s “juice”!
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
… the Chicago way, and it’s “juice”!
The Esplanade
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Esplanade
“Presidential Timber”
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“Presidential Timber”
As pissed as I am at the Eight Sphincters of the Senate, we need to swallow it for now, stick together and AMPLIFY the Epstein stuff, REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT!
We can deal with those traitors LATER!
We can deal with those traitors LATER!
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
As pissed as I am at the Eight Sphincters of the Senate, we need to swallow it for now, stick together and AMPLIFY the Epstein stuff, REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT!
We can deal with those traitors LATER!
We can deal with those traitors LATER!
where? General?
I posted mine 30 miles south of Chicago, not as vivid …
I posted mine 30 miles south of Chicago, not as vivid …
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
where? General?
I posted mine 30 miles south of Chicago, not as vivid …
I posted mine 30 miles south of Chicago, not as vivid …
“ 🎵In the event of something ‘appening to me🎶
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
“ 🎵In the event of something ‘appening to me🎶
30 miles due south of Chicago Loop
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
30 miles due south of Chicago Loop