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Parker (They/Them)
@uncannyparker.bsky.social
Fool of a Took.
Probably yelling about comics,
butts, politics, or ttrpgs.
Nonbinary neurodivergent nerd.
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Hi, I’m Parker and this is some stuff about me

🏳️‍🌈Nonbinary & Polyamorous
🎲TTRPG nerd
🦸🏻Comic Book Nerd
🎙️Comic Book Podcaster
🍃Day Job in Cannabis
🍑 Professional Simp-Friend
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Did YOU know that I'm posting all of Real Hero Shit #1 on my Patreon as a weekly webcomic?? It's TRUE! All paid subscribers get to read along with me providing insightful/dumb commentary page by page. This week's update features my fave drawing of Eugene in the book. www.patreon.com/posts/real-h...
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Onwards.
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Gwen Stacy
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I have rolled more nat 1’s tonight than I have this entire year
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Dispatch is the first game I’ve felt compelled to 100% in a good while
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m so ready for noir femme fatale Ms. Piggy
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Married Peter and MJ
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I love Mary Jane Watson-Parker
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Pope Leo will have a new save on Fallout: New Vegas before sundown
them.us Them @them.us · 20d
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Very fortunate to have had 2 multi year campaigns end at20

and sex
Sex is cool but have you ever felt the high of ending a D&D campaign that lasted from level one to level 20? Yeah, me either, I’ll stick with sex and have the campaign be my real fantasy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Vicki Vale: Padawan
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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me @ my followers:
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day to all!
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The mashup i’ve been wanting to hear for years m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFdB...
"Paradise" Medley • Sam Richardson, Jason Sudeikis & "Weird Al" Yankovic • THUNDERGONG! 2025
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
m.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Thomas Blackshear, Goliath Surveys His Domain, 1994
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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SUPER-MOON OVER THE BAT-CAVE
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Did the civic duty thing
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh Cole Escola as Bon Clay is an incredible casting decision
a man with a green circle on his head is standing in front of a pink rabbit .
ALT: a man with a green circle on his head is standing in front of a pink rabbit .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Remembering the Amazing STEVE DITKO on his Birthday! 🖤
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Ask me about my telepath fetish
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I need the Toyota spider chair. I need that Toyota Dr. Octopus from Spider-verse chair. I need that Toyota mean, green, walking machine chair.
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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“Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time!” 🕷️

Happy Halloween from your fav sentient alien symbiote! 🖤
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM