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JUST IN: The search for the next dolly llama has concluded.
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
JUST IN: The search for the next dolly llama has concluded.
just gonna leave this here
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
just gonna leave this here
The honky cat Elton John was referring to:
October 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The honky cat Elton John was referring to:
Live shot of Alex taking 1.4 billion dollars up the ass.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Live shot of Alex taking 1.4 billion dollars up the ass.
Holy shit, the full on military raid of that apartment building in Chicago is insane. EVERYONE should be protesting this shit. Terrorize a whole apartment building, including kids in the middle of the night, and they failed at their goals. Unconscionable.
October 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Holy shit, the full on military raid of that apartment building in Chicago is insane. EVERYONE should be protesting this shit. Terrorize a whole apartment building, including kids in the middle of the night, and they failed at their goals. Unconscionable.
Department of War Pigs
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Department of War Pigs
Ok, you first Rump. Lock yourself up.
September 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ok, you first Rump. Lock yourself up.
Methinks the ICE beverage company is regretting their name these days.
September 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Methinks the ICE beverage company is regretting their name these days.
Trump is the ultimate trophy kid. His sycophants give him one every time he enters a room.
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Trump is the ultimate trophy kid. His sycophants give him one every time he enters a room.
Here's quotes from your inspiration. Good job "Christians."
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Here's quotes from your inspiration. Good job "Christians."
Of course, the Nexstar CEO is a Trump lover, ugh.
September 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Of course, the Nexstar CEO is a Trump lover, ugh.
Just so you're clear, we're in step 3 on the road to fascism right now.
September 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just so you're clear, we're in step 3 on the road to fascism right now.
I looked up douchebag in the dictionary and oddly it's just this photo:
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I looked up douchebag in the dictionary and oddly it's just this photo:
Well NY Times, I talked to almost no one, so I did well I guess.
September 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well NY Times, I talked to almost no one, so I did well I guess.
This one isn't a flag but a seal of a town in New York. Omg, they redesigned it to the one on the right, which doesn't really seem much better to me.
August 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This one isn't a flag but a seal of a town in New York. Omg, they redesigned it to the one on the right, which doesn't really seem much better to me.
Messed up flags continued... Florida's flag is just another version of the confederacy battle flag:
August 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Messed up flags continued... Florida's flag is just another version of the confederacy battle flag:
Continuing with messed up US flags... The stars on the inside of the Arkansas flag represent the countries to which it has belonged. The star at the top represents the confederacy. It's still there.
August 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Continuing with messed up US flags... The stars on the inside of the Arkansas flag represent the countries to which it has belonged. The star at the top represents the confederacy. It's still there.
Whoa, that's nuts. Might as well throw in Alabama's current flag, which is basically a version of the Confederate flag.
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Whoa, that's nuts. Might as well throw in Alabama's current flag, which is basically a version of the Confederate flag.
I'm not revealing anything new about his personality, but how big of a narcissistic asshole do you have to be to wear this hat about yourself in the White House? Unreal. How can a supporter of his look at this and think his brain is functioning normally?
August 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm not revealing anything new about his personality, but how big of a narcissistic asshole do you have to be to wear this hat about yourself in the White House? Unreal. How can a supporter of his look at this and think his brain is functioning normally?
When you keep telling yourself you're gonna cut your nails, but it never happens...
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
When you keep telling yourself you're gonna cut your nails, but it never happens...
When you start to suspect your religion has become too zealous...
August 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When you start to suspect your religion has become too zealous...
This is so transparent and hilarious on some level. It's not about Epstein now Donny, it's about YOU, and it's definitely not boring.
July 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is so transparent and hilarious on some level. It's not about Epstein now Donny, it's about YOU, and it's definitely not boring.