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Umbire
@umbire.blacksky.app
black, 33, he/him

18+ - no minors, no zoo/lolisho, no exceptions.

If I have you blocked here, feel free to assume you're dead to me. If you were blocked previously/on my last acc. and then aren't, you're on thin fucking ice.

BAMN

Kill your heroes.
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they really are in like, something between a gov't cutout psyop skinner box & an offsite containment board at this point. they're in the waiting room for domestic gladio hoping to get picked up to do a mass shooting like the aliens in toy story.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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back when they called l it bants while shitting on the floor i'd mostly ignore them because they were still insipid morons but at least you could occasionally take 'em up, get in some good "being a bitch" practice. markov chain stress balls rendered a lesser LLM. enshittifcation came for the trolls!
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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it's unbelievable how consistent the gap in awareness is
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Never forget @aaron.bsky.team made it so it default hides anything or anyone with a rude label because he got caught jerkin' it on the clock to a porn bot, and couldn't keep the woman who exposed him banned for showing people his PUBLIC likes.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Probably why it's not very high - they're good at mimicing the words but can't seem to piece together context properly (except to start ducking when they realize someone's on to them).
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Too busy eating the Amazon to uh, really badly automate labor???
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Probably have some dessert lying around.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Just made the ugliest noise.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Buttfungus.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You understand the privilege angle only works on people who's never seen an anti-Zionist Jewish person in their life, right? So basically anyone born last week.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Understand I am engaging only because the one thing I find more pathetic than Zionists that try to claim all of Judaism for themselves are anti-Semites who'll gladly help them along so long as they can justify their hate.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM