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black, 32, he/him

18+ - no minors, no zoo/lolisho, no exceptions.

If I have you blocked here, feel free to assume you're dead to me. If you were blocked previously/on my last acc. and then aren't, you're on thin fucking ice.

BAMN

Kill your heroes.
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
with alt text
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
ofc her shooters are similarly Cool and Normal
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
See, nice and easy
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
like idk if I can overstate how much this is freak shit
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
matter of fact lemme just steel myself long enough to do it, then I can go vomit in peace
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Oh okay, I guess we're doing this now.

#alt4me
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
yeah what the fuck gives here, you think this kinda demon shit is cute or laudable?
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Man, if I got waxed half this hard I'd be on the news before the next half-hour cycle
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
(coughs so hard and pointedly I start hacking up blood)
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"the woke left and the woke right"
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What an interesting about-face.
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
and of course it's someone not beating the "thinks mom actually disappeared while playing peekaboo" allegations
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
lmao
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
October 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ideological purity for thee but not for me
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
...but I repeat myself
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Then why did he buy the car-making company!?
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Mayo"
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM