Mara!
@uhohmara.bsky.social
frighteningly hot ideas guy
Cleveland gay
Cleveland gay
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
i got 100% in my CPR certification class the instructor said i’m really good at chest compressions i can show you if you want get on the ground
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i got 100% in my CPR certification class the instructor said i’m really good at chest compressions i can show you if you want get on the ground
don’t get me wrong, people were hot in the years of 2020-2024 but only bc as a society we need that role to function, but in a realer and more godly sense we were collectively chopped and that’s okay
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
don’t get me wrong, people were hot in the years of 2020-2024 but only bc as a society we need that role to function, but in a realer and more godly sense we were collectively chopped and that’s okay
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We Demand More Ethical Pogroms
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
We Demand More Ethical Pogroms
one of my ops at work asked me why i keep cutting my hair short and when i told her its bc men pay less attention to me with short hair she gave me a little kiss and tucked me into bed should i tell HR
January 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
one of my ops at work asked me why i keep cutting my hair short and when i told her its bc men pay less attention to me with short hair she gave me a little kiss and tucked me into bed should i tell HR
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I can dill even when im in a pickle
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I can dill even when im in a pickle
edible so good i forgot about U.S. imperialism
January 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
edible so good i forgot about U.S. imperialism
exclusively referring to the projects i’ve completed at work as the “jobs i’ve banged out”
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
exclusively referring to the projects i’ve completed at work as the “jobs i’ve banged out”
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you’re at home manifesting while the rest of us are doing witch craft on public transit like our ancestors intended
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
you’re at home manifesting while the rest of us are doing witch craft on public transit like our ancestors intended
they should make an IUD that goes in your brain instead of your uterus to stop you from getting idiot ideas is this anything
January 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
they should make an IUD that goes in your brain instead of your uterus to stop you from getting idiot ideas is this anything
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Smoking the cannabis strain named cleveland ohio
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Smoking the cannabis strain named cleveland ohio
the worst thing to me is that mine enemies know the simple pleasures of listening to music and reading smut
January 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
the worst thing to me is that mine enemies know the simple pleasures of listening to music and reading smut
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Smoking the strain of weed that makes you play jazz drums
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Smoking the strain of weed that makes you play jazz drums
the rewards!!!!!!!! from the seeds i sewed!!!!!! i’m reaping them!!!!! oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
the rewards!!!!!!!! from the seeds i sewed!!!!!! i’m reaping them!!!!! oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
clocks? watches? sands of time? idk man something suspicious about them fr
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 PM
clocks? watches? sands of time? idk man something suspicious about them fr
*raises hand*
um excuse me, rhetorical question, where is the bathroom?
um excuse me, rhetorical question, where is the bathroom?
January 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
*raises hand*
um excuse me, rhetorical question, where is the bathroom?
um excuse me, rhetorical question, where is the bathroom?
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I pee last thing before I go to sleep. I pee first thing in the morning. Who's putting all this pee in me at night?!
January 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I pee last thing before I go to sleep. I pee first thing in the morning. Who's putting all this pee in me at night?!
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
10 out of 10 doctors agree that you shouldn’t feel like the years between 2020 and 2025 are a yawning black chasm of nothingness and woe
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
10 out of 10 doctors agree that you shouldn’t feel like the years between 2020 and 2025 are a yawning black chasm of nothingness and woe
you’re at home manifesting while the rest of us are doing witch craft on public transit like our ancestors intended
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
you’re at home manifesting while the rest of us are doing witch craft on public transit like our ancestors intended
i know we all hoped this year would be the y2k and were disappointed when it wasn’t, but don’t forget y2ks happen when you least expect them :)
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i know we all hoped this year would be the y2k and were disappointed when it wasn’t, but don’t forget y2ks happen when you least expect them :)
fog is THE weather for Cleveland, Ohio. it looks great on her and she should consider wearing it more often
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
fog is THE weather for Cleveland, Ohio. it looks great on her and she should consider wearing it more often
every time i finish reading an article for grad school im gonna punch a hole in the drywall, 10 punches and i get a free article
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
every time i finish reading an article for grad school im gonna punch a hole in the drywall, 10 punches and i get a free article
all my friends are GayFreaks Mild or GayFreaks Spicy but this recipe i’m cooking calls for Medium Chunky
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
all my friends are GayFreaks Mild or GayFreaks Spicy but this recipe i’m cooking calls for Medium Chunky