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hi, I’m Ugh 🍂 powered by curiosity & a dash of menace

🍂 wandering writer of strange thoughts & small wonders
🍂 keeper of cats & stories
🍂 musicals • anime • TV & games
🍂 giver of badly folded paper stars
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#promosky
dammit, I’m thinking about the two headed calf poem again
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
tch
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Doing nothing but getting drunk on apple juice this Sunday night.

I’m gonna explode
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sometimes I make that noise that anime characters make so I feel cool.

You know the “tch” noise???
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
ur honor he’s CUTE
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
zit CHIN CATTTT!!!!

been living in his own DANG FILTH!!!
a woman in a black and white dress is walking in a crowd
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December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Next read 👀

Have not been disappointed with the other two books I’ve read by this author
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I always sit down to write, but before I know it, a cat is in my lap.

Please don’t make me make this decision
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The instinctive fight or flight response mode I’m put into when I hear a loud male voice in a dark parking lot is so sad.
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You know you’ve officially become part of a town when you start taking the weird backroad factory streets as a shortcut.
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m reading The Hobbit fanfic again

oh god it’s high school all over again !
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
on cheddar on cheddar on cheddar

call it a cheddarpocalypse for those lactose intolerant
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Culver’s chili sucks.

There. I’ve said it.
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I feel like rolling around in the snow would fix me.
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
just dropped my pizza on my fucking carpet

don’t look at me
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Currently working in a department where…

— 2 of them are organized to the point of like being extremely mean or isolating to those who don’t follow what they do
— someone who is like super disorganized

I am directly in the middle. I feel so alone.
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Let’s see if you guys know me.

When I watched Lord of the Rings, did I want to be a dwarf, elf, or hobbit?
a man with long white hair and a beard looks very surprised
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December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Opinion here, but I really miss the Youtubers that would play like long ass series.

I find that so many of the more popular ones are just scary game players so it’s like one episode per series? Maybe two?
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I refuse to stay on the Vizio homepage long enough for them to get an ounce of money from me with ads.

I have to make a decision on what to watch !!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
literally?

literally…

literally!?!?!?

l i t e r a l l y
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
SON IM BACK!!!!!!!! I brought you SO many shitposts I’ve been saving 🙂‍↕️
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Most romantic thing someone could do for me?

— Clean my glasses without me asking
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a controller
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December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I hate waking up.

But something about brushing my teeth and washing my face renews me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the smoke sings,
(a bird perched, nestled in hair)

& i smell you

mucus sweet,
thick in the back of my throat,
warm light soaking skin.

stale living room smoke muffled in cotton.

inhale…
…exhale
inhale…
…exhale

home

#poem #writing
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Honestly, the idea of getting lost in a video game for 12+ hours sounds phenomenal right now.
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM