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Fake Bird Clown
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Freelance Ectoplasmologist
Recovering Misanthrope

May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret
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Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.

There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Following the release of the Epstein Files:

How will we hold accountable those that are in powerful positions and were either complicit or participated in the crime?
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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CHICAGO TEACHER: "This morning at 7:45, I marked a junior student absent—not because he was sick or overslept. ICE had snatched him up on his way to school. His main priority was getting his reading done for English class." (H/T @CTULocal1)
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Keep this story in the news.

"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"

www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Zohran is probably tactful enough not to talk about it publicly but I bet this whole thing is insanely weird for him
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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A big reason Trump was so nice to Mamdani is that he's shallow and easily charmed by anyone with an ounce of charisma.

It's also harder to go full-throated hate monger when someone is standing right in front of you, especially when you probably can't remember why you're supposed to hate them.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Destruction of evidence is evidence of guilt.
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Grifters
Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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ICE GOONS are breaking into houses and abducting families.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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What millions are beginning to to discover is they've been lied to for decades. The #Epstein story is forcing everyone to question why it was hidden and who was in on it? Everyone with power or access to power was and now they're rats fleeing a sinking ship. They're liars and always have been.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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A 79-year-old U.S. citizen has filed a civil rights lawsuit demanding $50 million after being arrested and injured during an immigration raid at his business in Van Nuys, Los Angeles.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The administration that uncancelled swastikas yesterday wants us to believe that it is blackmailing universities because it is so sincerely against antisemitism?
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Masks off.

@unraveledpress.com has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to CBP agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another CBP agent, Thomas Parsons, have now been identified in records released by the City of #Evanston.”
Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston
Unraveled has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to U.S. Border Patrol agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another agent, T...
unraveledpress.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Remarkable: Rep Chrissy Houlahan, one of the Dems that Trump called for executing, tells me her office literally filled out a Capitol Police threat report that listed "the president" as the person making the threat.

It's at 9:20 on our pod. Much more like that here:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
Trump’s Angry Tirade Calling for “Death” to Dems Just Backfired Badly
As Trump’s call for the execution of “seditious” Dems works against him, Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, one of his targets, explains why she and other Dems are warning servicemembers against carrying out ille...
newrepublic.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Gavin #Newsom: “The President of the United States of America just called for the death of Democratic lawmakers—

This man is sick in the head.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Oh good
What a relief
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.

One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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LEAVITT: They are encouraging service members not to follow lawful orders!

REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders

LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Amazing. Dude is just winking at Cassidy and telling him what a schmuck he is while he kills children.
Apparently RFK Jr. promised Senator Bill Cassidy that he wouldn’t remove the statement

“Vaccines do not cause autism” from the CDC website.

So what RFK Jr. did instead is spit in his face by leaving the statement there and adding this:
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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If there were really justice in this cold, unfeeling universe, there are people whose gleefully-committed sins should hang about their necks like chains so heavy that they spend every moment of eternity in unthinkable agony. There is no hell hot enough, nor depths frozen enough for them.
Johnson & Cummings killed 23,000 people.

If a lockdown had been imposed on 16 March, a week earlier than it was, it could have cut the number of deaths in England in the first wave of the virus by almost half, saving 23,000 lives, the Covid inquiry says.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
‘Too little, too late’: damning report condemns UK’s Covid response
Report on handling of pandemic contains stinging criticism of ‘toxic and chaotic’ culture inside Boris Johnson’s No 10
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM