Tyler
@tylerzumab.bsky.social
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Getting my Defined Daily Dopamine on yet another app
Getting my Defined Daily Dopamine on yet another app
Was appreciating newfound vasculature when a wild rash appeared. Might have to cut down on the HGH 🥲
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Was appreciating newfound vasculature when a wild rash appeared. Might have to cut down on the HGH 🥲
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Did a dramatic reading of this cursed comment
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Did a dramatic reading of this cursed comment
Protein hot chocolate to end the weekend 🥶🏒
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Protein hot chocolate to end the weekend 🥶🏒
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Straight men would knock their own mother out of the way to get a bench press I swear to god
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Straight men would knock their own mother out of the way to get a bench press I swear to god
New Year off to a good start
Showing some pit shouldn’t get me into any trouble 😁
Showing some pit shouldn’t get me into any trouble 😁
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
New Year off to a good start
Showing some pit shouldn’t get me into any trouble 😁
Showing some pit shouldn’t get me into any trouble 😁
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creaming his brûlée…romantically.
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
creaming his brûlée…romantically.
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are those the—
—the jell-o shots with a russian flagpole planted into a canadian maple leaf? yeah, they are
—the jell-o shots with a russian flagpole planted into a canadian maple leaf? yeah, they are
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
are those the—
—the jell-o shots with a russian flagpole planted into a canadian maple leaf? yeah, they are
—the jell-o shots with a russian flagpole planted into a canadian maple leaf? yeah, they are
It feels a bit cliché that I signed up for a Hyrox event as I’m turning 30
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It feels a bit cliché that I signed up for a Hyrox event as I’m turning 30
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about to top my boyfriend and get some chinese takeout
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
about to top my boyfriend and get some chinese takeout
Lost too much weight this year and still haven’t bought new work pants 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lost too much weight this year and still haven’t bought new work pants 🙃
Could have went to Pound Town this morning but instead my ass was hauled across town for Christmas Crossfit 😮💨
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Could have went to Pound Town this morning but instead my ass was hauled across town for Christmas Crossfit 😮💨
Monday morning mania
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Monday morning mania
Unconvinced that my boyfriend needs to keep two copies of this 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Unconvinced that my boyfriend needs to keep two copies of this 🤔
I feel like getting a shot of my back should have been easier than this was 😅
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I feel like getting a shot of my back should have been easier than this was 😅
Weekend gettaway at a ski chalet but without all the skiing nonsense
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Weekend gettaway at a ski chalet but without all the skiing nonsense
Was hyped for my preworkout oatmeal but forgot my chocolate protein powder at home. Tragic really 😭
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Was hyped for my preworkout oatmeal but forgot my chocolate protein powder at home. Tragic really 😭
God give me the willpower not to eat this entire pie
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
God give me the willpower not to eat this entire pie
This show has got me bummed I stopped playing hockey in high school. In retrospect, I should have come out and kept playing. But I remember looking up whether there were any gay hockey players and coming up disappointed 🤕 Great that we now have some representation in media, even though its smut 😏
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This show has got me bummed I stopped playing hockey in high school. In retrospect, I should have come out and kept playing. But I remember looking up whether there were any gay hockey players and coming up disappointed 🤕 Great that we now have some representation in media, even though its smut 😏
Pumped for the weekend 😏
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pumped for the weekend 😏
Wishing I could cut a bit more, but weight has stabilized and unsure I can be anymore disciplined. Might be time to start my bulk early 🫡
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wishing I could cut a bit more, but weight has stabilized and unsure I can be anymore disciplined. Might be time to start my bulk early 🫡
Gunna put Mr Benzo on my ID badge at work 😏
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gunna put Mr Benzo on my ID badge at work 😏
Getting back into swimming after 5+ years 🏊♂️
Two weeks later caught swimmer’s ear 😭
Two weeks later caught swimmer’s ear 😭
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Getting back into swimming after 5+ years 🏊♂️
Two weeks later caught swimmer’s ear 😭
Two weeks later caught swimmer’s ear 😭