He's one of those platoon leaders that gets taken out by just own team, isn't he? In one of those unfortunate "accidents" that happens from time to time.

Yup, across the political divide, all the way from extreme right-wing to far right-wing.

Judging from the photo, looks like Farage has been blowing Arron Banks again.

Out of passing interest: When did we achieve civilisation?

So the Republican ideas about "small government" expand to encompass policing people's wardrobes now?

Well he's certainly not contributing to his native country, that's for sure.

Good. It's about time humanity grew out of its juvenile need to believe in invisible sky fairies that live in the clouds.

Not sure with all those methane-farting cows on his farm that he has much of a case.

Good to see the tradition of flagshaggers not knowing which way up the union flag goes is still in place.

Utter bollocks. Being attacked by the incoherent Badenoch is, to quote Dennis Healey, like being savaged by a dead sheep.

Yes.

Next question.

Is the row because he's been so slow to realise this?

Reform have legitimised blatant racism - in the "minds" of its supporters, anyway.

They can do pretty much whatever they like so long as they maintain that.

Corporal Bonespurs is in no position to be critical.

So the next summit is the G1, then?

Totally! They really are the best.

We started at the original Soho one several years ago. Today was our 55th visit to a Blacklock!

It didn't say what the London money will be used for. Up here, we had the predictable headless chicken reaction from our hospitality sector at the announcement, but then - shock, horror, probe - hotel occupancy rates actually rose because of the advertising spend. So they shut up about it.