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i was bound to happen
the median cow
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my children: 🐤🐤🐤
the median cow
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my children: 🐤🐤🐤
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@tweedle.bsky.social
· May 28
my tender pussy falls right off the bone
yay went to therapy, the therapist was cool n such.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
yay went to therapy, the therapist was cool n such.
love writing my moms name under the field "person responsible for payment"
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
love writing my moms name under the field "person responsible for payment"
y'all ever make out so much your lips are fucked up for a bit?
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
y'all ever make out so much your lips are fucked up for a bit?
fish
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
fish
just had to use the restroom without a bidet pray for me
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
just had to use the restroom without a bidet pray for me
movies used to he titled CACTUS FLOWER
Happy Birthday to Goldie Hawn, seen here in her Academy Award winning role in the Gene Saks 🇺🇸American screwball comedy film “CACTUS FLOWER” (1969) with co-stars Walter Matthau, Ingrid Bergman, Jack Weston and Rick Lens
🎬 Columbia Pictures
🎬 Columbia Pictures
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
movies used to he titled CACTUS FLOWER
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cars really should be equipped with a toilet
i gotta pee but I'm in a car
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
cars really should be equipped with a toilet
i gotta pee but I'm in a car
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i gotta pee but I'm in a car
we should simply change the value of a penny to 1 dollar
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
we should simply change the value of a penny to 1 dollar
into the grown
one time in 3rd grade we had frogs in the classroom and the teacher fed them like grubs or some such that burrowed into the grown and grew, emerged, and proceeded to eat the frogs over the holiday break.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
into the grown
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by the powers of the sacred chalice, the 7 planes, the mother of pearl, the endless hallway, the satin sages, the sharp rainbow, the frogs of farewell, the echoes of earth, the ashen feather, the song of the ancients, the sour lemon, the moons milk, the whispers of night, the suns honey, the gongeou
June 27, 2024 at 2:26 AM
by the powers of the sacred chalice, the 7 planes, the mother of pearl, the endless hallway, the satin sages, the sharp rainbow, the frogs of farewell, the echoes of earth, the ashen feather, the song of the ancients, the sour lemon, the moons milk, the whispers of night, the suns honey, the gongeou
i have to leave the house pray for me
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i have to leave the house pray for me
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Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.
yall are gonna feel so cringe when it turns out elon musk is actually the best at fucking your mom
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
yall are gonna feel so cringe when it turns out elon musk is actually the best at fucking your mom
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖗: 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖗: 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙
guys if you dont believe in aliens than in the future aliens are going to build a simulation to torture you forever omg Roko's basilisk is literally a pascals wager piss take wtf lmao
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
guys if you dont believe in aliens than in the future aliens are going to build a simulation to torture you forever omg Roko's basilisk is literally a pascals wager piss take wtf lmao
i dont understand why UFO people have a preoccupation with getting other people to agree with them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i dont understand why UFO people have a preoccupation with getting other people to agree with them.
there is NO WAY elon can drink piss better than i can
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
there is NO WAY elon can drink piss better than i can
theres no way elon sucks dick better than i can
Y’all. I just added another question out of curiosity…
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
theres no way elon sucks dick better than i can
boy mom with girl dad aura
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
boy mom with girl dad aura
maybe if everyone conforms to the aesthetics of advertisements from the 50s the world will be fine
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
maybe if everyone conforms to the aesthetics of advertisements from the 50s the world will be fine