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wide-based but shallow knowledge and the complete paralysis of the deed, that's what i'm bringing to the heist team baby. proud member of the labeled rude online posting network
there are 4+ moments in the series where the new guy smugly smiles a lee goes "ah! outmaneuvered once again!" and what actually happened is e.g. his dumb ass was too busy doing outlaw reporter shit to arrive to the PTA meeting on time
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
there are 4+ moments in the series where the new guy smugly smiles a lee goes "ah! outmaneuvered once again!" and what actually happened is e.g. his dumb ass was too busy doing outlaw reporter shit to arrive to the PTA meeting on time
this turns into a three minute scene where she haggles with the clean up guy and has to pay out of pocket because her assassin insurance doesn't cover it and he laughs in her face with pure incredulity when she balks at the price, which is a much funnier way of doing the john wick clean up scene
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
this turns into a three minute scene where she haggles with the clean up guy and has to pay out of pocket because her assassin insurance doesn't cover it and he laughs in her face with pure incredulity when she balks at the price, which is a much funnier way of doing the john wick clean up scene
would you believe that these yakuza's foray into the world of moe and idol cafes ends badly for them. many such cases
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
would you believe that these yakuza's foray into the world of moe and idol cafes ends badly for them. many such cases
you should never realize how tall that dude is until he stands up, without breaking eye contact, smiling. he should Unfold. instead he's in that new gus van sant streaming project playing a dude who is clearly supposed to be 5'8" and obviously hunching through scenes even in the trailer. get scoot!
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
you should never realize how tall that dude is until he stands up, without breaking eye contact, smiling. he should Unfold. instead he's in that new gus van sant streaming project playing a dude who is clearly supposed to be 5'8" and obviously hunching through scenes even in the trailer. get scoot!
this is what bill skarsgård should actually be doing instead of evil clown residuals or taking roles from scoot mcnairy
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
this is what bill skarsgård should actually be doing instead of evil clown residuals or taking roles from scoot mcnairy
they're looking at a corpse in a field
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
they're looking at a corpse in a field
these two are so not-explicitly-on-screen-gay that they're turning their apartment's couch into its own character
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
these two are so not-explicitly-on-screen-gay that they're turning their apartment's couch into its own character
they're doing a whole bit here but literally all you need is this specific cap to know this guy is extremely bad news. that's efficiency
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
they're doing a whole bit here but literally all you need is this specific cap to know this guy is extremely bad news. that's efficiency
it's been too long to even do The Sharper Image campaign stuff off that, hasn't it. feels like that statute of limitations ran out around 2004
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it's been too long to even do The Sharper Image campaign stuff off that, hasn't it. feels like that statute of limitations ran out around 2004
getting the feeling that most of this franchise will actually be about murdering men roughly my age that go "i cannot fix them, but i can optimize them." nevertheless
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
getting the feeling that most of this franchise will actually be about murdering men roughly my age that go "i cannot fix them, but i can optimize them." nevertheless
yeah water's everywhere, but you never seen elk that die this good unless you know someone with a permit
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
yeah water's everywhere, but you never seen elk that die this good unless you know someone with a permit
[THE GOETIC DEMON, THOMAS KINKADE] Bright -- aheh. Dappled greetings.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
[THE GOETIC DEMON, THOMAS KINKADE] Bright -- aheh. Dappled greetings.
yeah i considered mentioning him but fuck maniac
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
yeah i considered mentioning him but fuck maniac
HELL YEAH. kind of mad the porn lady they hired for the mechanic role didn't get more work because she and luke skywalker were the only people who showed up to set giving a fuck
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
HELL YEAH. kind of mad the porn lady they hired for the mechanic role didn't get more work because she and luke skywalker were the only people who showed up to set giving a fuck
oh if you've played the good freespace games you now need to play wing commander prophecy, the bad version of that which still has actors that try, including mark hamill
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
oh if you've played the good freespace games you now need to play wing commander prophecy, the bad version of that which still has actors that try, including mark hamill
what actually makes me angry about this is all the CGI space stuff is wing commander prophecy grade. should have just made another wing commander grade. make it fascist! give it the song!
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
what actually makes me angry about this is all the CGI space stuff is wing commander prophecy grade. should have just made another wing commander grade. make it fascist! give it the song!
incredible lore to learn from the deep encylicals that satan's name is "reinsdorf." but he did own all the years of those golden bulls
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
incredible lore to learn from the deep encylicals that satan's name is "reinsdorf." but he did own all the years of those golden bulls