turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online
wide-based but shallow knowledge and the complete paralysis of the deed, that's what i'm bringing to the heist team baby. proud member of the labeled rude online posting network
they're looking at a corpse in a field
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
they're looking at a corpse in a field
they're doing a whole bit here but literally all you need is this specific cap to know this guy is extremely bad news. that's efficiency
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
they're doing a whole bit here but literally all you need is this specific cap to know this guy is extremely bad news. that's efficiency
this is the last time we see the most direct villain of the lowdown, who looks like an evil evangelical tim robinson demon, and he communicates quite clearly that actually he's gonna be just fine in this version of america
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
this is the last time we see the most direct villain of the lowdown, who looks like an evil evangelical tim robinson demon, and he communicates quite clearly that actually he's gonna be just fine in this version of america
astonished at his doctrine
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
astonished at his doctrine
easily one of the better Guy Slumming It In a Bad Movie performances, and he's just at like 80% the whole way up until now. so is hugh laurie but hugh laurie's 80% is sleazy orthodontist
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
easily one of the better Guy Slumming It In a Bad Movie performances, and he's just at like 80% the whole way up until now. so is hugh laurie but hugh laurie's 80% is sleazy orthodontist
paused a bit and got up to do stuff so this is actually roughly forty minutes of runtime from his intro on the dot
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
paused a bit and got up to do stuff so this is actually roughly forty minutes of runtime from his intro on the dot
first good scene in this movie is when the LT of the dirty cops that keanu doesn't quite know he's investigating (because he's also their golden goose) comes in to quarter-threaten, quarter-joke and half-beg for him to stop looking into the death of his ex-partner they murdered in front of him
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
first good scene in this movie is when the LT of the dirty cops that keanu doesn't quite know he's investigating (because he's also their golden goose) comes in to quarter-threaten, quarter-joke and half-beg for him to stop looking into the death of his ex-partner they murdered in front of him
extremely dumb guy noir. like den of thieves before they told those white boys in the script room to knock it off with the racial slurs
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
extremely dumb guy noir. like den of thieves before they told those white boys in the script room to knock it off with the racial slurs
they're calling him "mister motherfucker"
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
they're calling him "mister motherfucker"
the lowdown is one of the best television programs recently made
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
the lowdown is one of the best television programs recently made
poseidon and trogladita are such a good rudo team. the zombie caveman and the god of the ocean, and they're dastardly cheaters, btw
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
poseidon and trogladita are such a good rudo team. the zombie caveman and the god of the ocean, and they're dastardly cheaters, btw
these are the only two posts i've ever seen from this man (there is a long thread under the second one; relevant, but i'm not reading it). they are not directly related but they firmly make me believe that if we put him on a diet of adderall and craft beer, we can create our own bluesky eric garland
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
these are the only two posts i've ever seen from this man (there is a long thread under the second one; relevant, but i'm not reading it). they are not directly related but they firmly make me believe that if we put him on a diet of adderall and craft beer, we can create our own bluesky eric garland
they're calling it "the most south carolina in-game stat ever devised"
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
they're calling it "the most south carolina in-game stat ever devised"
hope that il papa spoke to chris about his project choice while he was at it
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
hope that il papa spoke to chris about his project choice while he was at it
hello to brian cox
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
hello to brian cox
frankly it's too cool a look for him
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
frankly it's too cool a look for him