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wide-based but shallow knowledge and the complete paralysis of the deed, that's what i'm bringing to the heist team baby. proud member of the labeled rude online posting network
one thing i really liked about the lowdown is that his ex-wife's New Man never came off well. lee's the viewpoint character, he literally should not ever like this guy. guy should be a grinning smug shithead doing all the right things while his ex-wife, daughter etc tell him the guy's great. perfect
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
finished the lowdown and moved directly into the baby assassin franchise. i could not fix them. but i could optimize them
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
this is the last time we see the most direct villain of the lowdown, who looks like an evil evangelical tim robinson demon, and he communicates quite clearly that actually he's gonna be just fine in this version of america
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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this charlie kirk concert looks crazy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv...
Starship Troopers 3 (It's a good day to die extend)
YouTube video by Elite_Chen
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
the new action movie moneyball is "do the john wick thing but with a sword and a shield." eventually they'll figure it out, but i'll have always been six years in front of them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
the lowdown e7 has one of the funniest episode endings there's ever been. c'mon i'm just a little guy mixed with gentlemen here is my gun
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
there is absolutely a straight up evil way to render the celtic cross and i appreciate that the lowdown recognizes that and uses it in the correct fashion
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
astonished at his doctrine
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
it would be cool if a show just had a vampire as a secondary character and never remarked on it. just this weird bishie blonde from somewhere in the slavlands whose actor wears teeth prosthetics that very slightly accent his canines and who appears at night in every scene except twice at sunset
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
danny is accompanying claudio to the ring, i think i know what that means (post-match promo, and what that implies) 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the cut from the grungy death riders guitar to los chavez's SHOUT theme was sublime 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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jon moxley
incredible quote lol
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the match with yutani is the real main event 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
jarochita forgetting a spot (or just being out of position? they miscommunicated on something) and olympia just flipping to the floor and muscling her into position proves why she should be moving up the card 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
putting troyano in a match with three of the bodybuilding champ guys feels like a rib 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
time for CMLL. book on expedition 33 remains for me that 70% of it is fantastic GOTY stuff, 29% of it is irritating (the battle system), and the 1% of the time where i get fucking one-shot because i didn't interpret a silly dance properly to win a QTE i want to rage quit the application
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
real good night for the sloppiest of mets slop
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i still dislike actually playing expedition 33 but everything else about it rules. you can tell they know ball by introducing a guy with a hole through his entire face whose presence distorts all the sound mixing with your just-found teen companion saying "he's cool, he's tuned up all my weapons"
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
seth moulton is down big on fundraising and name brand recognition in a senate primary in a very blue very angry state, he's about to say a whole lot of shit he won't remember this time two years from now
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
lane seeking this guy out and landing this in the less-than-24 hour period between the win and when he makes his grand announcement he's going elsewhere is what makes him an all-timer at this
I need this coach search to never end
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i will probably be back to pluribus on my usual yearly delay or whatever of watching things (being in e6 of the lowdown in fall 2025 is basically weekly viewing on my pace) but i did watch most of e1, think "yeah the planet would be better off if that happened," and turned it off to save for later
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"following the orders and then shaking your head in disapproval as you leak on background to the post for their tick-tock" is still following the fucking orders, fellas
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the last oh two and a half minutes of lowdown e5 are maybe the most negatively cops have been ambiently portrayed in like 20 years in standard media that is not directly and intentionally doing a "cops bad except for these good ones" bit
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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every single wrestler is like 'pro wrestling has been my dream since i was a kid, there's nothing else like it, it's the most important thing in my life. don't ever become a wrestler'
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM