🏳️⚧️ turbo 🏎️ mushroom 🍄 sweetpotato 🍠
@turbomushroom.bsky.social
🍄 fungirl
👵🏽 38
🐢 radical
🔞 MDNI
alleged vertebrate
agender nonbinary
cat/puppy/fox/mouse/goat/squid/crowgirl
stoner millennial grunge giantess
enjoyer of aerodynamics, manual transmissions, the natural world, ass, titties, girldick, etc
dms open, be good
👵🏽 38
🐢 radical
🔞 MDNI
alleged vertebrate
agender nonbinary
cat/puppy/fox/mouse/goat/squid/crowgirl
stoner millennial grunge giantess
enjoyer of aerodynamics, manual transmissions, the natural world, ass, titties, girldick, etc
dms open, be good
Pinned
start boofing prog after 12 yrs on just e. 2 wks later i install bsky. 2 wks after that im a siskisser. 2 wks after that im swapping robogirl handler/puppygirl/vampire hats for my partner as needed. tits sore af but bigger every day. balls smell like pussy. girlstink so dank wanna fuck my own pits.
goldfish in a plastic bag so she can breathe girl x mean goth cat girl
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
goldfish in a plastic bag so she can breathe girl x mean goth cat girl
yesterday a cute fedex driver fucked up his metrics to chat me up in the park. told me he'd seen me around and had hoped to talk to me. asked for my number. said i was memorable. he stumbled a lot but he didn't fuck it up? i asked for his number instead. giving him a couple days to squirm about it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
yesterday a cute fedex driver fucked up his metrics to chat me up in the park. told me he'd seen me around and had hoped to talk to me. asked for my number. said i was memorable. he stumbled a lot but he didn't fuck it up? i asked for his number instead. giving him a couple days to squirm about it.
when muh peanits big
Oh....my penis is big....
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
when muh peanits big
dick girl? more like richard woman wait
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
dick girl? more like richard woman wait
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I may be stupid…
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I may be stupid…
need: cowboy (slurpable)
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
need: cowboy (slurpable)
dude, as one transfem to another, it has been ~way~ too long since either of us has gotten any pussy,,
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
dude, as one transfem to another, it has been ~way~ too long since either of us has gotten any pussy,,
look, i am essentially a muppet. i had kinda hoped you would have figured that out by now...
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
look, i am essentially a muppet. i had kinda hoped you would have figured that out by now...
shit goes sideways fast with a sorcerer around
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
shit goes sideways fast with a sorcerer around
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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yeah im a twink
Trans
Woman
In
Need of
Kisses
Trans
Woman
In
Need of
Kisses
July 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
yeah im a twink
Trans
Woman
In
Need of
Kisses
Trans
Woman
In
Need of
Kisses
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the plural is lesbubeaux
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the plural is lesbubeaux
im just here to smoke bong and suck dong
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
im just here to smoke bong and suck dong
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CPTSD stands for Cutie Pie/Too Silly Disorder
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
CPTSD stands for Cutie Pie/Too Silly Disorder
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me being dicked down: haha :) yay :)
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
me being dicked down: haha :) yay :)
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a girlfriend is a type of creature who will bite you a million times
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
a girlfriend is a type of creature who will bite you a million times
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Girls Pretty and I'm mad at the government
September 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Girls Pretty and I'm mad at the government
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twisting and turning my head until my neck cracks in a way that fixes me completely and activates my latent special abilities
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
twisting and turning my head until my neck cracks in a way that fixes me completely and activates my latent special abilities
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in the early 2000s we didnt say "i love you" we said
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and i think that's beautiful
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and i think that's beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
in the early 2000s we didnt say "i love you" we said
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and i think that's beautiful
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and i think that's beautiful
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Oh so when a magical girl transforms with a song on her lips under the moonlight it's cute and awesome, but when a WEREWOLF does it-
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Oh so when a magical girl transforms with a song on her lips under the moonlight it's cute and awesome, but when a WEREWOLF does it-
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Trans Fat? Yeah thats me, you called?
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trans Fat? Yeah thats me, you called?
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robots that're working perfectly fine but then they get a little wet or something and start gradually deteriorating into glitchiness and maybe accidentally glitching into horny programming in the middle of whatever they're saying/doing :3 :3
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
robots that're working perfectly fine but then they get a little wet or something and start gradually deteriorating into glitchiness and maybe accidentally glitching into horny programming in the middle of whatever they're saying/doing :3 :3
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I trust random transgender women on the internet more than my nation's medical system, elected officials, and law enforcement, and you should too
March 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I trust random transgender women on the internet more than my nation's medical system, elected officials, and law enforcement, and you should too
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reminder to prey
your purpose is not to be eaten
your purpose is to RUN
your purpose is not to be eaten
your purpose is to RUN
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
reminder to prey
your purpose is not to be eaten
your purpose is to RUN
your purpose is not to be eaten
your purpose is to RUN