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My flabbers are gasted 🤭
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"One party is out to kill, and the other is waiting for its leaders to die."
~ Hamilton Nolan

I suffer from sleep deprivation, poor life choices, and an irrational urge to burn my workplace to the ground.

Please be patient with me.
I need drugs...
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You're welcome.

Here's the recipe I grew up on and still use. Not Jamaican, but still Caribbean. Any Demerara sugar brand can be used, but the darker the better. The peeling and drying of the orange peel is quick and easy.
Guyanese Ginger Beer
Guyanese ginger beer is a refreshing beverage that includes ginger, spices, and sugar. Learn how to make ginger beer with this easy recipe.
metemgee.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I remember when he last considered running for political office - in some flyover state - and was told that they would never vote for an Indian.

I chuckled for a long time afterwards.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Audacity... she has it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
😂

This would be me:
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Homemade, honestly.
The stuff sold in stores either lacks the true bite of ginger, or has an odd aftertaste.

BUT when it comes to Jamaican food products, Grace is king.
Crabbies is the best grocery store brand.
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I used to think that her momma did a good job keeping her safe from predators during her childhood in Hollywood. Now I realize that she absolutely failed at training the bird out of her child.

Should have been parallel actions.
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Egregious behavior overall, BUT scamming her PD husband and THE MAYOR , means that this woman was too blinded by the proceeds to realize that she had gone too far. Or she was so arrogant that she thought she would skate along, untouched.
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Apparently, the Providence PD are known as bumbling idiots, and we know about this "new" fbi already...
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Mookie. No!
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Exsqueeze me?
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Why are the stones so dingy?
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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It's always funny when folks try remixing the same tired sentiments with new words as if *now* you'll be convinced to agree with unsmart ideas.
a man sitting at a table with his hand on his chin
ALT: a man sitting at a table with his hand on his chin
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I don't know Jacob Savage from Doc Savage, but it takes a pair of undescended testicles to steal an appelation first coined by Gertrude Stein to describe a generation of writers scarred by war and apply it to whiny white boys who lost a little bit of their priviledge and call it oppression.
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM