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so i just devoured an apple in 3 minutes flat hunched over in the dark tearing into it juice on my hands and face like a fucking animal
and it was the best apple i've ever had
so i just devoured an apple in 3 minutes flat hunched over in the dark tearing into it juice on my hands and face like a fucking animal
and it was the best apple i've ever had
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
spider, seemingly unaware of having been bestowed a great honor: lol poggers
me: [reaching through the screen and strangling him]
spider, seemingly unaware of having been bestowed a great honor: lol poggers
me: [reaching through the screen and strangling him]
kevin o'leary: i was born in 1601. i am a vampire.
kevin o'leary: i was born in 1601. i am a vampire.