A memoir is "a historical account or biography written from personal knowledge or special sources" or "an essay on a learned subject." So either a lot of these youngling authors have had remarkable lives thus far ... or they're pretentious wankers.

I love tabouleh and am indifferent to fattoush, which I believe makes me a centrist.

But hey, at least we know where they both stand on salad.

Very on brand for them to just fire that up with no warning or communication.

The internet tells me it's actually electronicore, but I like my label better.

Yes, the line workers are saints. Everybody loves the line workers. I love them so much that I wish they didn't have to go out in every storm to coax our power grid back to life.

And in our next issue, the talented Marjorie Simmins, who long-time Saltscapes readers already know well, takes over the back-page column.

That's another possible interpretation

“Look and see what’s off the road ... in the winter and it’s normally four-wheel-drive guys who have too much confidence in the vehicle and their skills,” Paynter says.