Kool Aid Man: why is it so cold in here?
Kool Aid Ma'am (his wife): DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GIANT GODDAM HOLE IN THE WALL??
Kool Aid Man: *shamefully* Oh yeah.
Kool Aid Ma'am (his wife): DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GIANT GODDAM HOLE IN THE WALL??
Kool Aid Man: *shamefully* Oh yeah.
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Kool Aid Man: why is it so cold in here?
Kool Aid Ma'am (his wife): DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GIANT GODDAM HOLE IN THE WALL??
Kool Aid Man: *shamefully* Oh yeah.
Kool Aid Ma'am (his wife): DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GIANT GODDAM HOLE IN THE WALL??
Kool Aid Man: *shamefully* Oh yeah.
The automotive manifold was invented by Manny Fold, one of the founders of Pep Boys.
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The automotive manifold was invented by Manny Fold, one of the founders of Pep Boys.
Trying to watch Night Flier (1997) and it looks like it's just 90 minutes of murders and michael h moss speaking abusively to folk
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trying to watch Night Flier (1997) and it looks like it's just 90 minutes of murders and michael h moss speaking abusively to folk
Got a job at the Leggs pantyhose factory as a diesel fitter. My job is to pull each pair over my head and yell, "DIESEL FITTER!!"
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Got a job at the Leggs pantyhose factory as a diesel fitter. My job is to pull each pair over my head and yell, "DIESEL FITTER!!"
Fetus is a pregernaut
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Fetus is a pregernaut
Smiggie Balls. Sorry
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Smiggie Balls. Sorry
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Tarantula hawk spider hawk (12 foot wingspan)
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Tarantula hawk spider hawk (12 foot wingspan)
Basil Rathbone as sherlock homes: I am sorry to inform you your son has been murdered.
Lady: Oh.
SH: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, WOMAN!
Lady: Oh.
SH: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, WOMAN!
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Basil Rathbone as sherlock homes: I am sorry to inform you your son has been murdered.
Lady: Oh.
SH: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, WOMAN!
Lady: Oh.
SH: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, WOMAN!
In a bold move of radical inclusivity, NASA announced today the introduction of unma'amed spacecraft.
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In a bold move of radical inclusivity, NASA announced today the introduction of unma'amed spacecraft.
GIRL stands for Goku In Real Life
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
GIRL stands for Goku In Real Life
Inner mitten fasting.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Inner mitten fasting.
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thanks bsky and specifically @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social for making my brain react to hearing "he was taken to a Hamburg hospital" and immediately thinking "ah yes, where they help the hamburgers"
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
thanks bsky and specifically @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social for making my brain react to hearing "he was taken to a Hamburg hospital" and immediately thinking "ah yes, where they help the hamburgers"
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I've been nominated for the FIFA prize for lurking online.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I've been nominated for the FIFA prize for lurking online.
This chuck e cheese just awarded me an honorary doctorate in astrophysics.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This chuck e cheese just awarded me an honorary doctorate in astrophysics.
Buying a new car and a pterodactyl immediately takes a shit on it and caves the roof in down to the cupholder.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Buying a new car and a pterodactyl immediately takes a shit on it and caves the roof in down to the cupholder.
I like when youre trying to figure out who was that guy in that movie and IMDB is like, "here is a picture of their withered husk 70 years later, does that help?"
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I like when youre trying to figure out who was that guy in that movie and IMDB is like, "here is a picture of their withered husk 70 years later, does that help?"
