They just run right over them in texas.

There is something moving about a being giving their absolute all, be it an olympian, or a team of mules.

*that did money store commercials (i thought it was implied)

Greatest shortstop ever.

Young Grandad, Baby Crow, Jim Dandiels?

He is also lucky at cards.

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I got wood for days, tho.

They should sell a convenient over the counter product that causes glaucoma

This reminds me of the time a nurse made four passes at ripping an ekg pad off my hairy chest by the lead, and each time it slipped out of her hand after a hard yank, and I finally grabbed her by the wrist and said, "God damn."

It's a playstation 2

Boss Hogg ain't chasing nobody in the '70 cattle car. While it wasn't choked with smog tech and a catalytic converter, just like in True Grit, the horses were, "Too weighed down with fat men and iron!" Go Lil Blackie!

It's either that, brickwork, or bussing tables.