She is absolute perfection, and I question every day how I did that. And celebrate her.
December 23, 2023 at 4:05 AM
She is absolute perfection, and I question every day how I did that. And celebrate her.
I went from crying every time that song came on to what the fuck so quickly.
December 23, 2023 at 3:53 AM
I went from crying every time that song came on to what the fuck so quickly.
I’m obsessed with every single part of you. I promise it will be that way forever, baby!
December 11, 2023 at 2:22 PM
I’m obsessed with every single part of you. I promise it will be that way forever, baby!
I’ve learned a lot this weekend.
December 10, 2023 at 3:00 AM
I’ve learned a lot this weekend.
He was too humble enough to tell me that.
December 10, 2023 at 2:59 AM
He was too humble enough to tell me that.
I’ve honestly been jokingly asking for years. It finally happened.
December 10, 2023 at 2:42 AM
I’ve honestly been jokingly asking for years. It finally happened.
I was extremely conscious of the “more than three shakes and you’re playing with yourself” phrase.
Me: Oh just a couple of little shakes?
Me: Oh just a couple of little shakes?
December 10, 2023 at 2:41 AM
I was extremely conscious of the “more than three shakes and you’re playing with yourself” phrase.
Me: Oh just a couple of little shakes?
Me: Oh just a couple of little shakes?
It was a revelation. We love a teaching moment.
December 10, 2023 at 2:36 AM
It was a revelation. We love a teaching moment.
It happened. I learned a lot.
December 10, 2023 at 2:35 AM
It happened. I learned a lot.
I love the relationship you two have so much. We’re so lucky to have you forever.
December 4, 2023 at 11:51 PM
I love the relationship you two have so much. We’re so lucky to have you forever.
And the fucking national anthem. The bartender laughed after she was fully confused so I had to tell her my husband was trolling.
November 21, 2023 at 9:49 PM
And the fucking national anthem. The bartender laughed after she was fully confused so I had to tell her my husband was trolling.
I’ll always be the sword at your side baby!
November 17, 2023 at 7:51 PM
I’ll always be the sword at your side baby!