We did each others makeup. We’re fine. Stop being mad at each other, and start being mad at the system.
December 23, 2023 at 4:00 AM
We did each others makeup. We’re fine. Stop being mad at each other, and start being mad at the system.
I’m really sorry that Kobe Bryant was a rapist. It sucks to see your heroes in a bad light. I can’t believe that I need to say this, but please stop coming after my family as a result?
December 23, 2023 at 3:52 AM
I’m really sorry that Kobe Bryant was a rapist. It sucks to see your heroes in a bad light. I can’t believe that I need to say this, but please stop coming after my family as a result?
Has every woman asked their man if they could hold his peen while he pees or is it just me?
It was a fascinating thought.
It was a fascinating thought.
December 10, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Has every woman asked their man if they could hold his peen while he pees or is it just me?
It was a fascinating thought.
It was a fascinating thought.
I’m so sorry to anyone that didn’t come home today to an incredibly sexy man making them bruschetta when they don’t even like tomatoes because it’s your favorite.
November 26, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I’m so sorry to anyone that didn’t come home today to an incredibly sexy man making them bruschetta when they don’t even like tomatoes because it’s your favorite.
If we’re like this after five years, I hope we’re still like this after ten.
November 13, 2023 at 9:10 PM
If we’re like this after five years, I hope we’re still like this after ten.
@jorjorwel.bsky.social just told me he’s going to “talk like sexy Winnie the Pooh” all day, and you don’t even want to know what that sounds like.
November 12, 2023 at 3:19 PM
@jorjorwel.bsky.social just told me he’s going to “talk like sexy Winnie the Pooh” all day, and you don’t even want to know what that sounds like.
Someone tell @jorjorwel.bsky.social that calling your wife SpongeBob Squarebutt isn’t romantic.
November 8, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Someone tell @jorjorwel.bsky.social that calling your wife SpongeBob Squarebutt isn’t romantic.
My brain hurts and all I want to do is nap, but my anxiety is so bad that said brain won’t let me sleep.
November 7, 2023 at 3:19 PM
My brain hurts and all I want to do is nap, but my anxiety is so bad that said brain won’t let me sleep.
I’m such a romantic. @jorjorwel.bsky.social
October 29, 2023 at 1:16 PM
I’m such a romantic. @jorjorwel.bsky.social
We had a date night in with salad, steak, loaded potato, and asparagus. It was one of my favorite dates ever. I’m just so thankful for my forever date. He grounds me, but celebrates the person who I am. He lifts me up every day. I’m one lucky lady.
October 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
We had a date night in with salad, steak, loaded potato, and asparagus. It was one of my favorite dates ever. I’m just so thankful for my forever date. He grounds me, but celebrates the person who I am. He lifts me up every day. I’m one lucky lady.
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Shaun King got the big boat unstuck in the Suez Canal all by himself.
Shaun King convinced my dad to go home after he went out for cigarettes
Shaun King just called me and told me my parents were about to get divorced but he helped them talk through their differences so they are cool now
October 23, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Shaun King got the big boat unstuck in the Suez Canal all by himself.
I met a goat with no eyes today and she was everything.
October 22, 2023 at 8:51 PM
I met a goat with no eyes today and she was everything.
Anything with far right talking points.
October 22, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Anything with far right talking points.
I’m meeting a blind goat today that my friend and I have been following on FB for forever. Y’all can’t tell me shit.
October 22, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I’m meeting a blind goat today that my friend and I have been following on FB for forever. Y’all can’t tell me shit.
Four months down. Forever to go. @jorjorwel.bsky.social
October 17, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Four months down. Forever to go. @jorjorwel.bsky.social
I want to eat my feelings with bruschetta. Popcorn will have to do.
October 11, 2023 at 12:22 AM
I want to eat my feelings with bruschetta. Popcorn will have to do.
Love when the crippling anxiety sets in. It’s super fun.
October 10, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Love when the crippling anxiety sets in. It’s super fun.
Fall Midwestern mom fit. Let’s roll, baby!
October 6, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Fall Midwestern mom fit. Let’s roll, baby!
I haven’t been to Culver’s in so long! This is offensive, Apple!
October 4, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I haven’t been to Culver’s in so long! This is offensive, Apple!
I’ve raised the perfect little human. She had Homecoming yesterday and I am all sorts of in my feelings.
October 1, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I’ve raised the perfect little human. She had Homecoming yesterday and I am all sorts of in my feelings.
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Hi everyone. I'm Ryen. My dog is Skipper. Over on the Nazi Hell Whole Site we have the same name.
September 27, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Hi everyone. I'm Ryen. My dog is Skipper. Over on the Nazi Hell Whole Site we have the same name.