We did each others makeup. We’re fine. Stop being mad at each other, and start being mad at the system.
December 23, 2023 at 4:00 AM
We did each others makeup. We’re fine. Stop being mad at each other, and start being mad at the system.
If we’re like this after five years, I hope we’re still like this after ten.
November 13, 2023 at 9:10 PM
If we’re like this after five years, I hope we’re still like this after ten.
I’m such a romantic. @jorjorwel.bsky.social
October 29, 2023 at 1:16 PM
I’m such a romantic. @jorjorwel.bsky.social
We had a date night in with salad, steak, loaded potato, and asparagus. It was one of my favorite dates ever. I’m just so thankful for my forever date. He grounds me, but celebrates the person who I am. He lifts me up every day. I’m one lucky lady.
October 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
We had a date night in with salad, steak, loaded potato, and asparagus. It was one of my favorite dates ever. I’m just so thankful for my forever date. He grounds me, but celebrates the person who I am. He lifts me up every day. I’m one lucky lady.
I met a goat with no eyes today and she was everything.
October 22, 2023 at 8:51 PM
I met a goat with no eyes today and she was everything.
Four months down. Forever to go. @jorjorwel.bsky.social
October 17, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Four months down. Forever to go. @jorjorwel.bsky.social
Fall Midwestern mom fit. Let’s roll, baby!
October 6, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Fall Midwestern mom fit. Let’s roll, baby!
I haven’t been to Culver’s in so long! This is offensive, Apple!
October 4, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I haven’t been to Culver’s in so long! This is offensive, Apple!
I’ve raised the perfect little human. She had Homecoming yesterday and I am all sorts of in my feelings.
October 1, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I’ve raised the perfect little human. She had Homecoming yesterday and I am all sorts of in my feelings.
Me flirting is adding random ridiculous shit to our grocery list
September 29, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Me flirting is adding random ridiculous shit to our grocery list
Having a teenager is having an endless amount of .5s taken of you. Sometimes they make you look like a total badass.
September 19, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Having a teenager is having an endless amount of .5s taken of you. Sometimes they make you look like a total badass.
Without downloading new pics describe your gender in one image
September 19, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Without downloading new pics describe your gender in one image
Had my 12th date with my favorite band Coheed and Cambria with my little family. It was perfect.
September 17, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Had my 12th date with my favorite band Coheed and Cambria with my little family. It was perfect.
Me: I wonder what he’s thinking about.
Him: POWER WASH SIMULATOR
Him: POWER WASH SIMULATOR
September 16, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Me: I wonder what he’s thinking about.
Him: POWER WASH SIMULATOR
Him: POWER WASH SIMULATOR
Bless this man for putting up with my bullshit (The National is one of his favorite bands).
September 13, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Bless this man for putting up with my bullshit (The National is one of his favorite bands).
Thots and prayers for the demise of Twitter.
August 20, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Thots and prayers for the demise of Twitter.
My feet smell ungodly terrible, and I’ve babysat too many adults today. I’m tired.
August 19, 2023 at 12:15 AM
My feet smell ungodly terrible, and I’ve babysat too many adults today. I’m tired.
