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Transformer Dad
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I am not Ron Swanson. I like Transformers and being the #1 Hasbro Shill. Opinions are not my own. Also: Hot Rod Sucks
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These colors are so beautiful. I love them, love them, love them.

-Legacy United Slipstream
I bought a Blokees blind Pack hoping to get GeeWun Sunstreaker. I received a GeeWun Sunstreaker. There go my lottery chances….
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Apparently I have to gather up the family and take them to the local cranberry bog and pick fresh cranberries. I’ve been alive and eating jellied cranberry sauce out of a can for 47 years, but apparently it’s not good enough for you “pinky out” bluesky peeps anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Since everyone else is making bad decisions here, I’ll correct them all. 8. Ham goes. Like…gone! I came over on the Gawdarn’d Mayflower. There were no pigs. Also, make sure there is some Jellied Cranberry Sauce on the table. That shit better have the shape of the can as well.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
For as simple as ditch digger man is, he is quite complex in some ways. Like his transformation is kind of fun. As toys, I feel the whole group is lots of fun to fiddle with.

📷 Transformers Studio Series The Movie Scavenger
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
$43 for Voyager is a deal breaker. I seen Legacy Heatwave who I’ve been looking for at a Walmart. I can’t do it. I even put a Blokees down that I found because of it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My wife gave my this on my Birthday while we were in Disney back in the day.

📷 Transformers Takara Disney Label Mickey Mouse
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I wonder of all bots to get an upgrade, why this one? I mean he’s cool.

📷 Transformers Legacy United Star Raider Thundertron
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Six Seven
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Kid was sick. She wanted to ride the camel at the local zoo tonight. It’s all done up for Christmas. Wife went to the movies with a friend, so it was just gonna be the little and me. Oh well.
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“The coffee’s kinda bitter
Is the water or the pot?
Until I get to town
I’ll make do with what I got
The Copenhagen's runnin' low
I should quit it anyway’s
Me and this old outfit
Have both seen better days.
Just give me one broke horse
with a good fittin’ saddle,
That’s easy on my back…”
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
⚠️ Alert ‼️ Choking Hazard ‼️ ⚠️
NFL X Transformers Collaborative Dallas Cowboys Starblitz
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pizza is the right of all sentient beings.

📷 Transformers Earthspark Deluxe Class Optimus Prime
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I miss ECW back in the mid 90’s. It felt like you were part of something.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Name your top 4 80s films. (Allowing only one Star Wars or Trek movie each)

Rustlers Rhapsody
Conan The Barbarian
Strange Brew
Big Trouble in Little China

I watched movies over and over again when I was a kid. Others could have easily made the list. These are the ones that stick out in my memory.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle:
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
📷 Transformers Earthspark Deluxe Terran Twitch.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I just did some math for the hell of it. In Sarnia Ontario gas is $1.193 per liter. In Port Huron right across the border it’s $3.29 per gallon. Doing the conversion of liters to gallons which is 3.79. And doing the conversion of the Canadian dollar to the American dollar.
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s late. I forgot to post earlier. So here is Crasher. She looks quite lovely here to be honest.

📷 Transformers Legacy Velocitron Deluxe Crasher
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Figured I’d just float this on here for pocket TCG, Anyone want a Mega Absol EX and have an Indeede EX to trade?
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bumper, Anyone? He’s alright. Wish he would have received a remold of the front of the car mode.

📷 Transformers Age of the Primes Autobot Bumper
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
What if grandma is on a fixed income and she needs new slippers and she counts on getting those slippers as employees count on getting their Christmas bonus.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Lea Thompson is a friend of mine. I liked a photo of her on Instagram.
I believe it was a mistake to use “friend” for people you follow on social media - and was saying as much years ago. Now people without critical thinking skills and media literacy are in parasocial relationships with celebrities and politicians, and it’s bizarre.
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Thanks for staying on my path.
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thinking about obscure Teansformers today. This was one of my prized acquisitions two years ago. He’s not expensive, he’s just cool and I never knew he existed until I seen him at Steel City Con in a ziplock bag in a cardboard box under a table.

📷 Beast Wars Fuzors Bantor.
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM