Transformer Dad
@transformerdad.bsky.social
I am not Ron Swanson. I like Transformers and being the #1 Hasbro Shill. Opinions are not my own. Also: Hot Rod Sucks
Leo is selling paw photos on pawfinder.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Leo is selling paw photos on pawfinder.com
I cooked Mac n cheese for dinner.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I cooked Mac n cheese for dinner.
Oh there is…well that’s awkward.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oh there is…well that’s awkward.
The Pilgrims didn’t land at Apallahoochie Rock.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Pilgrims didn’t land at Apallahoochie Rock.
GRIND
BUTT
VODKA
BUTT
VODKA
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
GRIND
BUTT
VODKA
BUTT
VODKA
….Me casually walking into BJ’s…
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
….Me casually walking into BJ’s…
The part in which they bite you and stuff. The weird stuff that has popped up on my Instagram feed this year is astounding.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The part in which they bite you and stuff. The weird stuff that has popped up on my Instagram feed this year is astounding.
I watched a video in which that was proven a tall tale.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I watched a video in which that was proven a tall tale.
He’s one of those false prophets the book of 2nd Timothy warns us about. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He’s one of those false prophets the book of 2nd Timothy warns us about. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothes.
So is my buttcrack.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So is my buttcrack.
I have to milk the cow to get the milk to make the cheese?
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I have to milk the cow to get the milk to make the cheese?
Klingonberry sounds more interesting
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Klingonberry sounds more interesting
I did a double take as well on the mac & cheese. But I mean ham was first on my list to take up arms against.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I did a double take as well on the mac & cheese. But I mean ham was first on my list to take up arms against.
It’s hard to be cordial with some of you…
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s hard to be cordial with some of you…
Mac N Cheese is not a Thanksgiving food. I’d rather have yams bathing in marshmallow fluff.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Mac N Cheese is not a Thanksgiving food. I’d rather have yams bathing in marshmallow fluff.
You still here?
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You still here?
Serving ham for Thanksgiving is like giving your kids go-bots when they asked for Transformers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Serving ham for Thanksgiving is like giving your kids go-bots when they asked for Transformers.
Their ice and soda tastes like lake water.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Their ice and soda tastes like lake water.