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Concerned Human who cares about the planet.
Oh, you should have been here a bit earlier. You just missed it.
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Big inch?
Big inch?
"I have an historically small cock-us."
Not often that he is so forthright with his shortcomings.
"I have an historically small cock-us."
Not often that he is so forthright with his shortcomings.
Trump: Dusts off the bone spur records.
Trump: Dusts off the bone spur records.
You’ve been deployed to the front lines of… brunch queues, kombucha on tap, and a never-ending battle over whose beard oil smells most artisanal. Remember: the hardest war to win is against an enemy that doesn’t exist. But hey—at least the coffee’s good. 🙏
You’ve been deployed to the front lines of… brunch queues, kombucha on tap, and a never-ending battle over whose beard oil smells most artisanal. Remember: the hardest war to win is against an enemy that doesn’t exist. But hey—at least the coffee’s good. 🙏
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🎶Sweet Betsy From Pike🎶
“Dearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husband”
🎶Sweet Betsy From Pike🎶
“Dearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husband”
…they can survive anything.
#Portland #ScareGroundsPDX #HauntedHouseDiplomacy
…they can survive anything.
#Portland #ScareGroundsPDX #HauntedHouseDiplomacy
25% Dark Matter
5% Regular Matter
The rest...
25% Dark Matter
5% Regular Matter
The rest...
Most of them mine!
Some of them liked.
Two absolutely hilarious!
Most of them mine!
Some of them liked.
Two absolutely hilarious!
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How much was that?
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