Totally Innocuous
@totally-innocuous.bsky.social
Satire, someone who wants to live in non-exciting times, voted most likely to breathe oxygen. Once carried a Newfoundland dog down a mountain.
NC, Tired of this shit, angry and motivated
NC, Tired of this shit, angry and motivated
Pinned
Opossums are the perfect symbol for antifacists.
Immune to rabies. (Like toxic beliefs that make you froth at the mouth and lose your mind).
They eat pests such as blood sucking parasites like ticks. (Self explanatory)
They have 50 teeth, listen to Chumbawamba and hiss at people they don't like.
Immune to rabies. (Like toxic beliefs that make you froth at the mouth and lose your mind).
They eat pests such as blood sucking parasites like ticks. (Self explanatory)
They have 50 teeth, listen to Chumbawamba and hiss at people they don't like.
Live tweeting every small piece of evidence in ongoing investigations is idiotic. Any source could influence or escalate situations with falsified information.
Imagine a bot farm with fake info and narrative sending it to zombie accounts, make it trend and then it's canon. It is currently happening
Imagine a bot farm with fake info and narrative sending it to zombie accounts, make it trend and then it's canon. It is currently happening
September 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Live tweeting every small piece of evidence in ongoing investigations is idiotic. Any source could influence or escalate situations with falsified information.
Imagine a bot farm with fake info and narrative sending it to zombie accounts, make it trend and then it's canon. It is currently happening
Imagine a bot farm with fake info and narrative sending it to zombie accounts, make it trend and then it's canon. It is currently happening
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The real issue isn’t left vs right.
It’s not white vs black.
It’s not citizen vs immigrant.
It’s not gay vs straight.
The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.
It’s not white vs black.
It’s not citizen vs immigrant.
It’s not gay vs straight.
The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.
September 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The real issue isn’t left vs right.
It’s not white vs black.
It’s not citizen vs immigrant.
It’s not gay vs straight.
The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.
It’s not white vs black.
It’s not citizen vs immigrant.
It’s not gay vs straight.
The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.
Is someone mad and testing NATO response in retaliation for this?
The drones crossed into Polish airspace only a few hours later
Russia also has assets staged nearby for an upcoming exercise in Belarus, causing Poland to close borders with them starting Thurs
www.reuters.com/business/aer...
The drones crossed into Polish airspace only a few hours later
Russia also has assets staged nearby for an upcoming exercise in Belarus, causing Poland to close borders with them starting Thurs
www.reuters.com/business/aer...
Poland to get 43.7 billion euros under EU's defence programme
Poland will get 43.7 billion euros ($51.3 billion) under a European Union programme to boost its defence capabilities, a deputy prime minister said on Tuesday, as Warsaw builds up its armed forces due to what it sees as an increased Russian threat.
www.reuters.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Is someone mad and testing NATO response in retaliation for this?
The drones crossed into Polish airspace only a few hours later
Russia also has assets staged nearby for an upcoming exercise in Belarus, causing Poland to close borders with them starting Thurs
www.reuters.com/business/aer...
The drones crossed into Polish airspace only a few hours later
Russia also has assets staged nearby for an upcoming exercise in Belarus, causing Poland to close borders with them starting Thurs
www.reuters.com/business/aer...
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The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Days after meeting with Putin, where they discussed the 2020 election, Putin telling Trump why he lost the election was because of mail in ballots.
They are now looking to rig the entire electoral process, as this will give them the excuse to "audit" all voting methods. Just in time for midterms
They are now looking to rig the entire electoral process, as this will give them the excuse to "audit" all voting methods. Just in time for midterms
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Days after meeting with Putin, where they discussed the 2020 election, Putin telling Trump why he lost the election was because of mail in ballots.
They are now looking to rig the entire electoral process, as this will give them the excuse to "audit" all voting methods. Just in time for midterms
They are now looking to rig the entire electoral process, as this will give them the excuse to "audit" all voting methods. Just in time for midterms
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BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Whitehouse asked the BOP for Ghislaine Maxwells sex offender waiver, custody level, transfer code, and security point score. I have them. She's also been granted the ability to leave the facility for work assignments. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...
EXCLUSIVE: I Have Ghislaine Maxwell's Security Score, Custody Level, Transfer Code, and Sex Offender Waiver
I have reviewed an electronic file that includes some of the information Senator Whitehouse is demanding from the Bureau of Prisons.
www.muellershewrote.com
August 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Whitehouse asked the BOP for Ghislaine Maxwells sex offender waiver, custody level, transfer code, and security point score. I have them. She's also been granted the ability to leave the facility for work assignments. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...
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NEW: I had a busy weekend: I spoke to an FBI Analyst that reviewed the Epstein files, I spoke to a DOJ analyst who was fired because of her husband’s ICEBlock app, and I’m suing the DoJ for the Epstein transcripts. News with swearing. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
ICEBlock Retaliation (feat. Kel McClanahan; Carolyn Feinstein)
Podcast Episode · The Daily Beans · 07/21/2025 · 1h 19m
podcasts.apple.com
July 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
NEW: I had a busy weekend: I spoke to an FBI Analyst that reviewed the Epstein files, I spoke to a DOJ analyst who was fired because of her husband’s ICEBlock app, and I’m suing the DoJ for the Epstein transcripts. News with swearing. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Didn't think I would be adding the president having a bromance drama breakup on social media to my 2025 bingo card.
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Didn't think I would be adding the president having a bromance drama breakup on social media to my 2025 bingo card.
If we only had strict background checks for security clearances and proper opsec training. Oh wait we did. It wasn't perfect but there used to be something. This guy somehow seems to have missed all of it.
So are we still more upset about Diverse, but qualified, yet presumed unqualified hires, than DUI hires?
(Asking for anyone who cares about US National Security)
Pete Hegseth needs to go for the safety of the United States & the allies that we still have.
(Asking for anyone who cares about US National Security)
Pete Hegseth needs to go for the safety of the United States & the allies that we still have.
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If we only had strict background checks for security clearances and proper opsec training. Oh wait we did. It wasn't perfect but there used to be something. This guy somehow seems to have missed all of it.
Now I am torn, which language to brush up on?
Spanish? In case I get sent to the new US gulag.
Mandarin? To deal with the next country to vie for world supremacy?
Québécois French? To seek refugee status if shit gets so fucked that I have to flee North.
Save me @duolingoverde.bsky.social
Spanish? In case I get sent to the new US gulag.
Mandarin? To deal with the next country to vie for world supremacy?
Québécois French? To seek refugee status if shit gets so fucked that I have to flee North.
Save me @duolingoverde.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Now I am torn, which language to brush up on?
Spanish? In case I get sent to the new US gulag.
Mandarin? To deal with the next country to vie for world supremacy?
Québécois French? To seek refugee status if shit gets so fucked that I have to flee North.
Save me @duolingoverde.bsky.social
Spanish? In case I get sent to the new US gulag.
Mandarin? To deal with the next country to vie for world supremacy?
Québécois French? To seek refugee status if shit gets so fucked that I have to flee North.
Save me @duolingoverde.bsky.social
China just dumped a ton of US debt and slapped 84% tariffs on our goods. All thanks to grandpa shitler's trade war fantasy. Someone take the keys before he drives the economy off a cliff. Delusion isn’t a strategy—it's a liability
Welcome to the recession
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/09/c...
Welcome to the recession
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/09/c...
China slaps retaliatory tariffs of 84% on U.S. goods in response to Trump
www.cnbc.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
China just dumped a ton of US debt and slapped 84% tariffs on our goods. All thanks to grandpa shitler's trade war fantasy. Someone take the keys before he drives the economy off a cliff. Delusion isn’t a strategy—it's a liability
Welcome to the recession
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/09/c...
Welcome to the recession
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/09/c...
So let me get this straight. Stock market was eating shit today. Then a "rumor" goes out from an official channel that tarrifs might take 90 day break. Stocks skyrocket and then Whitehouse says nah, fake news.
How many of their insiders got fucking rich from that blip.
How many of their insiders got fucking rich from that blip.
April 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So let me get this straight. Stock market was eating shit today. Then a "rumor" goes out from an official channel that tarrifs might take 90 day break. Stocks skyrocket and then Whitehouse says nah, fake news.
How many of their insiders got fucking rich from that blip.
How many of their insiders got fucking rich from that blip.
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🚨🚨Calling all North Carolina voters!! Here is a list of every voter that Jefferson Griffin is trying to disenfranchise, please if you are a NC voter check to see if your name is on here, you have 15 days to cure your ballot to make sure your vote counts. thegriffinlist.com/assets/griff...
thegriffinlist.com
April 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
🚨🚨Calling all North Carolina voters!! Here is a list of every voter that Jefferson Griffin is trying to disenfranchise, please if you are a NC voter check to see if your name is on here, you have 15 days to cure your ballot to make sure your vote counts. thegriffinlist.com/assets/griff...
JP Morgan upped our recession risk outlook to 60%
Revised 2025 GDP growth outlook to 1.4%, down from its prior 2% forecast. Inflation is expected to rise to 3.9%
Which are signs of stagflation
Stagflation a bleak economic scenario in which growth stalls inflation persists and unemployment rises
Revised 2025 GDP growth outlook to 1.4%, down from its prior 2% forecast. Inflation is expected to rise to 3.9%
Which are signs of stagflation
Stagflation a bleak economic scenario in which growth stalls inflation persists and unemployment rises
April 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
JP Morgan upped our recession risk outlook to 60%
Revised 2025 GDP growth outlook to 1.4%, down from its prior 2% forecast. Inflation is expected to rise to 3.9%
Which are signs of stagflation
Stagflation a bleak economic scenario in which growth stalls inflation persists and unemployment rises
Revised 2025 GDP growth outlook to 1.4%, down from its prior 2% forecast. Inflation is expected to rise to 3.9%
Which are signs of stagflation
Stagflation a bleak economic scenario in which growth stalls inflation persists and unemployment rises
Come one, come all! We elected a clown, and here is the circus 🎪.
Witness the dildo of consequences as it fucks the bystanders unlubed.
Are we winning yet?
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Witness the dildo of consequences as it fucks the bystanders unlubed.
Are we winning yet?
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump Tariff Live Updates: Stocks extend global selloff as investors fear US recession
Shares in Asia slide even further after President Trump's duties unleashed turbulence across world markets.
www.reuters.com
April 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Come one, come all! We elected a clown, and here is the circus 🎪.
Witness the dildo of consequences as it fucks the bystanders unlubed.
Are we winning yet?
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Witness the dildo of consequences as it fucks the bystanders unlubed.
Are we winning yet?
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Absolutely brilliant stroke of a 1000% stable genius. The rest of the world take note as we run full speed, head first into this brick wall
This will teach those greedy little stone stealing shits
This will teach those greedy little stone stealing shits
April 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Absolutely brilliant stroke of a 1000% stable genius. The rest of the world take note as we run full speed, head first into this brick wall
This will teach those greedy little stone stealing shits
This will teach those greedy little stone stealing shits
Trump announced new tariffs on nearly all U.S. trading partners with a flat 10% — a 34% tax on imports from China and 20% on the European Union, a 32% on Taiwan.
It might not be immediate, but we are going to be so fucked by this. It's beyond idiotic and will cripple the economy.
It might not be immediate, but we are going to be so fucked by this. It's beyond idiotic and will cripple the economy.
April 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump announced new tariffs on nearly all U.S. trading partners with a flat 10% — a 34% tax on imports from China and 20% on the European Union, a 32% on Taiwan.
It might not be immediate, but we are going to be so fucked by this. It's beyond idiotic and will cripple the economy.
It might not be immediate, but we are going to be so fucked by this. It's beyond idiotic and will cripple the economy.
Grabbing the popcorn to see what idiotic mental gymnastics they will leap through to claim that a fair democratic election was rigged. I think Elon might know a few things about that.
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING
Judge Susan Crawford is projected to win the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defeating MAGA candidate Brad Schimel.
Trump, MAGA, and Musk went ALL-IN on this race—and lost.
Judge Susan Crawford is projected to win the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defeating MAGA candidate Brad Schimel.
Trump, MAGA, and Musk went ALL-IN on this race—and lost.
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Grabbing the popcorn to see what idiotic mental gymnastics they will leap through to claim that a fair democratic election was rigged. I think Elon might know a few things about that.
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Now Trump wants to make it HARDER to vote if your name doesn’t exactly match on every doc?? That hits married folks who change their names, disaster survivors who lost paperwork, and so many others. This ain’t about security—it’s suppression.
Trump signs order seeking to overhaul US elections, including requiring proof of citizenship
President Donald Trump has signed a sweeping executive action to overhaul elections in the United States.
apnews.com
March 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Now Trump wants to make it HARDER to vote if your name doesn’t exactly match on every doc?? That hits married folks who change their names, disaster survivors who lost paperwork, and so many others. This ain’t about security—it’s suppression.
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Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.
Signal is encrypted end to end, but it's NOT approved by US Gov or DOD to even xmit CUI (controlled unclassified info). So why the fuck is Hegs using it for an inops mission? Our adversaries love and benefit from our ineptitude right now
@aoc.bsky.social lets investigate
apnews.com/article/war-...
@aoc.bsky.social lets investigate
apnews.com/article/war-...
Trump officials texted war plans to a group chat in a secure app that included a journalist
Top national security officials for President Donald Trump, including his defense secretary, texted war plans for upcoming military strikes in Yemen to a group chat in a secure messaging app that incl...
apnews.com
March 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Signal is encrypted end to end, but it's NOT approved by US Gov or DOD to even xmit CUI (controlled unclassified info). So why the fuck is Hegs using it for an inops mission? Our adversaries love and benefit from our ineptitude right now
@aoc.bsky.social lets investigate
apnews.com/article/war-...
@aoc.bsky.social lets investigate
apnews.com/article/war-...
I can't not read this in Cartman's voice...
It's SooOOo Keeewl
It's SooOOo Keeewl
March 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I can't not read this in Cartman's voice...
It's SooOOo Keeewl
It's SooOOo Keeewl
*POOF!* The assholes wave their magic shitty wand and dismantle Dept. of Ed. What does that mean?
Title1 which directs funds to schools w/ high poverty and supports specialists would be dismantled. Funds would be turned into block grants, given to states with zero oversight or accountability (cont)
Title1 which directs funds to schools w/ high poverty and supports specialists would be dismantled. Funds would be turned into block grants, given to states with zero oversight or accountability (cont)
March 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
*POOF!* The assholes wave their magic shitty wand and dismantle Dept. of Ed. What does that mean?
Title1 which directs funds to schools w/ high poverty and supports specialists would be dismantled. Funds would be turned into block grants, given to states with zero oversight or accountability (cont)
Title1 which directs funds to schools w/ high poverty and supports specialists would be dismantled. Funds would be turned into block grants, given to states with zero oversight or accountability (cont)
Leopards are going to die of an obesity epidemic from how many faces they are eating. The rhetoric the GOP screams about trans, drag queens or diversity negatively impacting kids is like a water drop calling the ocean mildly damp. Keep GOP away from kids instead!
www.latintimes.com/gop-senator-...
www.latintimes.com/gop-senator-...
GOP Senator Solicited Sex From Minor the Same Day He Introduced 'Trump Derangement' Bill: Police
A Minnesota State Senator has been arrested after allegedly soliciting a minor for prostitution just days after sponsoring a bill that would recognize "Trump derangement syndrome" as a legitimate ment...
www.latintimes.com
March 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Leopards are going to die of an obesity epidemic from how many faces they are eating. The rhetoric the GOP screams about trans, drag queens or diversity negatively impacting kids is like a water drop calling the ocean mildly damp. Keep GOP away from kids instead!
www.latintimes.com/gop-senator-...
www.latintimes.com/gop-senator-...
@schumer.senate.gov
Elon is already dismantling everything. A shutdown just means they will just continue to do what they are already doing. You are failing to hold them accountable and actually speak up. Cite facts to the press, bring receipts. If you won't do anything step aside.
Elon is already dismantling everything. A shutdown just means they will just continue to do what they are already doing. You are failing to hold them accountable and actually speak up. Cite facts to the press, bring receipts. If you won't do anything step aside.
March 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@schumer.senate.gov
Elon is already dismantling everything. A shutdown just means they will just continue to do what they are already doing. You are failing to hold them accountable and actually speak up. Cite facts to the press, bring receipts. If you won't do anything step aside.
Elon is already dismantling everything. A shutdown just means they will just continue to do what they are already doing. You are failing to hold them accountable and actually speak up. Cite facts to the press, bring receipts. If you won't do anything step aside.