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Satire, someone who wants to live in non-exciting times, voted most likely to breathe oxygen. Once carried a Newfoundland dog down a mountain.
NC, Tired of this shit, angry and motivated
Days after meeting with Putin, where they discussed the 2020 election, Putin telling Trump why he lost the election was because of mail in ballots.

They are now looking to rig the entire electoral process, as this will give them the excuse to "audit" all voting methods. Just in time for midterms
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What happened to proper opsec? This man should be setting good examples for us with national security. Instead he's the prime example of what we should NEVER do.
April 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Absolutely brilliant stroke of a 1000% stable genius. The rest of the world take note as we run full speed, head first into this brick wall

This will teach those greedy little stone stealing shits
April 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I can't not read this in Cartman's voice...

It's SooOOo Keeewl
March 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I love this so much for elmo musk. So much winning!
Let's see that YTD get down 50%...
March 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Everyone!! I found the 150 year old collecting social security!
March 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Motivational message posted from the president today, regarding people losing their livelihoods last week. Meanwhile, he golfed 2 of his 5 "working" days last week.

His compassion truly is subpar

My spirits are up though, seriously... raising that bottle in anticipation for what horrors come next.
February 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM