🦃 Tofurkey McCluck 🦃
@tophr.org
developr / designr / illustratr / internet person
🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess
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🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess
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Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
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Today on this Day in 1994, The Black Guard of Minneapolis had their 18th annual Chili Feed, a fundraiser with kegs, chili, happy hour, chili, door prizes, chili, their famous jail, and chili.
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Today on this Day in 1994, The Black Guard of Minneapolis had their 18th annual Chili Feed, a fundraiser with kegs, chili, happy hour, chili, door prizes, chili, their famous jail, and chili.
Ever since I was a little girl I've known I wanted to integrate solutions
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I've known I wanted to integrate solutions
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I swear this week has already lasted 3 months
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I swear this week has already lasted 3 months
how's everyone's headache doing today?
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
how's everyone's headache doing today?
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Gotta go...
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Gotta go...
You will not be forgiven, Kristin Chenoweth!!
Live your life in a way that your name and misdeeds aren’t on Time Square shame billboards.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You will not be forgiven, Kristin Chenoweth!!
December seems fake despite being less than two weeks away
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
December seems fake despite being less than two weeks away
Cloudflare down? But that's illegal
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November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Cloudflare down? But that's illegal
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Happy Life Day to all who celebrate!
Remember: the ongoing suppression of the Holiday Special by Lucasfilm and Disney is an act of homophobia depriving you a staggering work of camp genius written by Bruce Vilanch and starring Bea Arthur that is the Carol Burnett Show in Spaaaaaaaaaace
Remember: the ongoing suppression of the Holiday Special by Lucasfilm and Disney is an act of homophobia depriving you a staggering work of camp genius written by Bruce Vilanch and starring Bea Arthur that is the Carol Burnett Show in Spaaaaaaaaaace
November 17, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Happy Life Day to all who celebrate!
Remember: the ongoing suppression of the Holiday Special by Lucasfilm and Disney is an act of homophobia depriving you a staggering work of camp genius written by Bruce Vilanch and starring Bea Arthur that is the Carol Burnett Show in Spaaaaaaaaaace
Remember: the ongoing suppression of the Holiday Special by Lucasfilm and Disney is an act of homophobia depriving you a staggering work of camp genius written by Bruce Vilanch and starring Bea Arthur that is the Carol Burnett Show in Spaaaaaaaaaace
Today's the (Life) Day!!! Hope your shopping carts are full.
only 74 shopping days left until Life Day!!!!
The most expensive Lego set ever. www.theverge.com/news/770770/...
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Today's the (Life) Day!!! Hope your shopping carts are full.
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FRINGE (2008 - 2013)
multiple Olivias just popping into existence this week
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
FRINGE (2008 - 2013)
He has gone too far
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He has gone too far
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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Here are some screenshots of me as The Master & my fiance @ajbartart.bsky.social as #Torgo in #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons from #ManosTheHandsOfFate when we celebrated last year's #ManosDay ! 😂
Had a fantastic second Manos Day thanks to all creatives involved & @dumbindustries.bsky.social on #Twitch!
Had a fantastic second Manos Day thanks to all creatives involved & @dumbindustries.bsky.social on #Twitch!
November 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Here are some screenshots of me as The Master & my fiance @ajbartart.bsky.social as #Torgo in #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons from #ManosTheHandsOfFate when we celebrated last year's #ManosDay ! 😂
Had a fantastic second Manos Day thanks to all creatives involved & @dumbindustries.bsky.social on #Twitch!
Had a fantastic second Manos Day thanks to all creatives involved & @dumbindustries.bsky.social on #Twitch!