TopherSquints
@tophersquints.com
Cat guy. Newsom Democrat. Larry David stan. Non-bruh gym rat. Sports geek: Lakers/Dodgers/LA Kings/Patriots Fan. Anti-MAGA, Anti-Fauxgressive. Proud 'Sparkler'. DFS: TopherSquints. #StandWithUkraine
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TopherSquints
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· Aug 17
Innocent people IN THE UNITED STATES are straight up being absconded in broad daylight all while some feel it's still of greater importance to conduct purity testing based on their nichely pedestalled "needs" rather unify against this
Because fuck everyone's human rights besides yours, right?
Because fuck everyone's human rights besides yours, right?
It's as if they can't wait to fuck up another Presidential election more than three years in advance
I guess the first go in '24 was such a rush they're mainlining the feeling again ahead of time
I guess the first go in '24 was such a rush they're mainlining the feeling again ahead of time
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It's as if they can't wait to fuck up another Presidential election more than three years in advance
I guess the first go in '24 was such a rush they're mainlining the feeling again ahead of time
I guess the first go in '24 was such a rush they're mainlining the feeling again ahead of time
Eight years free from alcohol. And still feeling better each day.
Leg day is going to hit that much harder today.
Leg day is going to hit that much harder today.
February 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Eight years free from alcohol. And still feeling better each day.
Leg day is going to hit that much harder today.
Leg day is going to hit that much harder today.
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Frontotemporal dementia, ladies and gentlemen.
February 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Frontotemporal dementia, ladies and gentlemen.
Senate must smash the discriminatory SAVE Act.
Then, and only then, will the midterms be in reach. This is the GOP's last-gasp attempt at an upper hand as they're seeing their efforts to thwart redistricting falter.
Then, and only then, will the midterms be in reach. This is the GOP's last-gasp attempt at an upper hand as they're seeing their efforts to thwart redistricting falter.
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Senate must smash the discriminatory SAVE Act.
Then, and only then, will the midterms be in reach. This is the GOP's last-gasp attempt at an upper hand as they're seeing their efforts to thwart redistricting falter.
Then, and only then, will the midterms be in reach. This is the GOP's last-gasp attempt at an upper hand as they're seeing their efforts to thwart redistricting falter.
Yet the leftist chuds, slathered in Dorito dust and hiding behind anime character avatars, will continue their zombified "genocide Zionist" slander of Biden until they die
Whoa! Didn’t expect to wake up to this news.
“A year into Trump’s term, voters say Biden was better.”
Trump’s net approval on the economy is now -18. That’s 26 points worse than this point in his first term and a brutal 53 points lower among independents.
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“A year into Trump’s term, voters say Biden was better.”
Trump’s net approval on the economy is now -18. That’s 26 points worse than this point in his first term and a brutal 53 points lower among independents.
1/2
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Yet the leftist chuds, slathered in Dorito dust and hiding behind anime character avatars, will continue their zombified "genocide Zionist" slander of Biden until they die
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With this signing the Dodgers will have everyone from their World Series roster back except Clayton Kershaw and Anthony Banda.
Those two have been replaced by Kyle Tucker and Edwin Diaz.
Those two have been replaced by Kyle Tucker and Edwin Diaz.
As expected. Kiké Hernandez announces he’s re-signing with the Dodgers.
It should be made official tomorrow when the team reports to camp and can transfer someone to 60-day IL to clear a 40 man roster spot for him:
It should be made official tomorrow when the team reports to camp and can transfer someone to 60-day IL to clear a 40 man roster spot for him:
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
With this signing the Dodgers will have everyone from their World Series roster back except Clayton Kershaw and Anthony Banda.
Those two have been replaced by Kyle Tucker and Edwin Diaz.
Those two have been replaced by Kyle Tucker and Edwin Diaz.
Because alienating the non-voters should be of utmost concern and consideration after they managed to alienate tf out of our country in November '24
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Because alienating the non-voters should be of utmost concern and consideration after they managed to alienate tf out of our country in November '24
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A Ukrainian dad escaped Putin’s drone and missile attacks back home only to be grabbed by a band of laughing ICE stooges in a Walmart parking lot in Minneapolis.
Laughing ICE Goons Seize Dad Who Fled Ukraine War at Walmart
Dmytro Kulyk is facing deportation as refugees become the Trump administration’s latest target.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
A Ukrainian dad escaped Putin’s drone and missile attacks back home only to be grabbed by a band of laughing ICE stooges in a Walmart parking lot in Minneapolis.
Perhaps someone deciphering the term "chimp" (ie. a simple-minded individual) to be in a racial context...just may be the racist.
Leftist chuds are on par with MAGAts in the dimwit department
Leftist chuds are on par with MAGAts in the dimwit department
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Perhaps someone deciphering the term "chimp" (ie. a simple-minded individual) to be in a racial context...just may be the racist.
Leftist chuds are on par with MAGAts in the dimwit department
Leftist chuds are on par with MAGAts in the dimwit department
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Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
And I will continue to shame as many of them as possible
FOH
FOH
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
And I will continue to shame as many of them as possible
FOH
FOH
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Please honor James’ memory by getting screened for colorectal cancer. Make the call today if you are 45 or have a family history. Rates are surging among young people. Catching it early is the best way to survive it.
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Please honor James’ memory by getting screened for colorectal cancer. Make the call today if you are 45 or have a family history. Rates are surging among young people. Catching it early is the best way to survive it.
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
www.cancer.org/cancer/types...
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Rep. Torres on the SAVE Act: 69 million women who follow the traditional practice of changing their name after marriage do not have a birth certificate that matches their legal name. Republicans know this and want to use that to block them from voting. This is voter suppression
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Rep. Torres on the SAVE Act: 69 million women who follow the traditional practice of changing their name after marriage do not have a birth certificate that matches their legal name. Republicans know this and want to use that to block them from voting. This is voter suppression
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NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
Love this guy and everything he's saying here ❤️🤍💙
Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Love this guy and everything he's saying here ❤️🤍💙
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“You have to lower your expectations from Biden’s job numbers.”
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
“You have to lower your expectations from Biden’s job numbers.”
Lmfao
If this is what proving an idiotic statement to be incorrect is rewarded with, keep them coming
(Original statement: no offensive touchdowns scored by the Patriots in 2026 playoffs)
If this is what proving an idiotic statement to be incorrect is rewarded with, keep them coming
(Original statement: no offensive touchdowns scored by the Patriots in 2026 playoffs)
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Lmfao
If this is what proving an idiotic statement to be incorrect is rewarded with, keep them coming
(Original statement: no offensive touchdowns scored by the Patriots in 2026 playoffs)
If this is what proving an idiotic statement to be incorrect is rewarded with, keep them coming
(Original statement: no offensive touchdowns scored by the Patriots in 2026 playoffs)
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Hey, Propaganda Barbie:
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Hey, Propaganda Barbie:
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
Patriots offseason needs:
-Additional pass rush threat
-AJ Brown
-Additional pass rush threat
-AJ Brown
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Patriots offseason needs:
-Additional pass rush threat
-AJ Brown
-Additional pass rush threat
-AJ Brown
Why do all my favorites always get discontinued?
RIP to a legend. A scoop of this mixed with a half scoop of KXR Pre was the ultimate.
Now, to search again.
RIP to a legend. A scoop of this mixed with a half scoop of KXR Pre was the ultimate.
Now, to search again.
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Why do all my favorites always get discontinued?
RIP to a legend. A scoop of this mixed with a half scoop of KXR Pre was the ultimate.
Now, to search again.
RIP to a legend. A scoop of this mixed with a half scoop of KXR Pre was the ultimate.
Now, to search again.
Following her unsolicited "Go Seahawks" comment (noticing my Pats jersey), the checkout clerk at Ralph's earlier asked me, "Will you be watching the Super Bowl or are you going to watch Turning Point?"
It took me a moment to register the silly inquiry before I laughed and responded, "Super Bowl."
It took me a moment to register the silly inquiry before I laughed and responded, "Super Bowl."
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Following her unsolicited "Go Seahawks" comment (noticing my Pats jersey), the checkout clerk at Ralph's earlier asked me, "Will you be watching the Super Bowl or are you going to watch Turning Point?"
It took me a moment to register the silly inquiry before I laughed and responded, "Super Bowl."
It took me a moment to register the silly inquiry before I laughed and responded, "Super Bowl."
Extremely proud of this Pats team getting so far w/ such a young roster. Lots to build on, the future is bright.
Of COURSE I wished they pulled out the win; you don't want to reach Super Bowls just to squander them.
But nobody thought they were playoff worthy before the season, this was a treat.
Of COURSE I wished they pulled out the win; you don't want to reach Super Bowls just to squander them.
But nobody thought they were playoff worthy before the season, this was a treat.
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Extremely proud of this Pats team getting so far w/ such a young roster. Lots to build on, the future is bright.
Of COURSE I wished they pulled out the win; you don't want to reach Super Bowls just to squander them.
But nobody thought they were playoff worthy before the season, this was a treat.
Of COURSE I wished they pulled out the win; you don't want to reach Super Bowls just to squander them.
But nobody thought they were playoff worthy before the season, this was a treat.
This site is starting to rival X-level stupidity.
And the bots here are probably a fraction of that shithole, so that's saying something.
And the bots here are probably a fraction of that shithole, so that's saying something.
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
This site is starting to rival X-level stupidity.
And the bots here are probably a fraction of that shithole, so that's saying something.
And the bots here are probably a fraction of that shithole, so that's saying something.
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Bullet for my Palestine
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Bullet for my Palestine