It’s me Paul
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Moved from Thanet to Belfast during lockdown. CPFC supporter. Quite like following Sutton United too. Owner of a daft greyhound. Can be seen most mornings walking him in the local park.
I need to remember that Caffé Nero sell the most awful tea.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I need to remember that Caffé Nero sell the most awful tea.
Rear light cluster light designs have gone to shit.
Skinny direction indicators should not be adjacent to skinny brake lights. When rear fog lights are also deployed it’s a collision waiting to happen. Yes Peugeot designers, I’m accusing you.
Skinny direction indicators should not be adjacent to skinny brake lights. When rear fog lights are also deployed it’s a collision waiting to happen. Yes Peugeot designers, I’m accusing you.
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Rear light cluster light designs have gone to shit.
Skinny direction indicators should not be adjacent to skinny brake lights. When rear fog lights are also deployed it’s a collision waiting to happen. Yes Peugeot designers, I’m accusing you.
Skinny direction indicators should not be adjacent to skinny brake lights. When rear fog lights are also deployed it’s a collision waiting to happen. Yes Peugeot designers, I’m accusing you.
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Descendants of immigrants to America are intolerant of new people who want to settle there.
Fancy that?
Fancy that?
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Descendants of immigrants to America are intolerant of new people who want to settle there.
Fancy that?
Fancy that?
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In all the distraction, don't forget the Epstein Files.
a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to a man that says hey look over there
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to a man that says hey look over there
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
In all the distraction, don't forget the Epstein Files.
It’s only a matter of time before one of my friends of over 35 years posts something about a Black & White Army. When I first met him he supported Norwich City.
January 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
It’s only a matter of time before one of my friends of over 35 years posts something about a Black & White Army. When I first met him he supported Norwich City.
After Venezuela Attack, Trump Says Something Must Be Done About Mexico. That’s the FIFA World Cup fucked then.
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
After Venezuela Attack, Trump Says Something Must Be Done About Mexico. That’s the FIFA World Cup fucked then.
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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Americans - take that superfluous "s" that you add to Lego, and put it rightfully onto the end of Maths.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Americans - take that superfluous "s" that you add to Lego, and put it rightfully onto the end of Maths.
Our son has driven to school in his mum’s car for the very first time since passing his driving test this morning. Tense times until he sent a text to say he had parked up for the day.
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Our son has driven to school in his mum’s car for the very first time since passing his driving test this morning. Tense times until he sent a text to say he had parked up for the day.
I’ve been scouring the news sites and can’t find anything about my son passing his driving test on his first attempt. Mainstream media have taken their eye off the ball.
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’ve been scouring the news sites and can’t find anything about my son passing his driving test on his first attempt. Mainstream media have taken their eye off the ball.
The bull shit reporting by the BBC that the russians could launch an attack on NATO in the next five years is ludicrous. They will have depleted any weapons that they had by mistaking invading Ukraine and underestimating how long it would take for the completion of their attack.
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The bull shit reporting by the BBC that the russians could launch an attack on NATO in the next five years is ludicrous. They will have depleted any weapons that they had by mistaking invading Ukraine and underestimating how long it would take for the completion of their attack.
Shoutout to A One Autos in Dunmurry who had a cancellation yesterday and fitted our Twingo in for replacement coil springs. Thank you.
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Shoutout to A One Autos in Dunmurry who had a cancellation yesterday and fitted our Twingo in for replacement coil springs. Thank you.
I’m living in the “USA is a dangerous place I shouldn’t visit whilst the orange 79 year old is still president”. I’ve spoken with several people over the last month who are planning on travelling there next summer. Do they know something that I don’t know about his decline?
December 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I’m living in the “USA is a dangerous place I shouldn’t visit whilst the orange 79 year old is still president”. I’ve spoken with several people over the last month who are planning on travelling there next summer. Do they know something that I don’t know about his decline?
Indigestion, constipation, sneezing and a nosebleed. What a great way to start Sunday morning.
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Indigestion, constipation, sneezing and a nosebleed. What a great way to start Sunday morning.
I blame the people who don’t cast their vote.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I blame the people who don’t cast their vote.
Just a reminder that the Labour Party members voted for Starmer, who was the only male candidate on the ballot.
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just a reminder that the Labour Party members voted for Starmer, who was the only male candidate on the ballot.
Will you all please fuck off with speculation about artificial intelligence. You really don’t have a clue how it’s going to evolve. It’s click bait.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Will you all please fuck off with speculation about artificial intelligence. You really don’t have a clue how it’s going to evolve. It’s click bait.
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👍 Food for thought indeed
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
👍 Food for thought indeed
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Bill Gates Epstein Files latest
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Bill Gates Epstein Files latest
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
How are the nutcases getting their ideas to trump?
Shouldn’t there be someone preventing that for the sake of the USA?
Shouldn’t there be someone preventing that for the sake of the USA?
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How are the nutcases getting their ideas to trump?
Shouldn’t there be someone preventing that for the sake of the USA?
Shouldn’t there be someone preventing that for the sake of the USA?
Just as EVs become more affordable because of the availability of used cars increases the chancellor is planning on charging me per mile. I don’t remember seeing that in the manifesto.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just as EVs become more affordable because of the availability of used cars increases the chancellor is planning on charging me per mile. I don’t remember seeing that in the manifesto.
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Morning fellas Quote of the day
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Morning fellas Quote of the day