Tony Martin
@tonymartin.bsky.social
Mayor of SIZZLETOWN sizzletownpodcast.com | ARSELESS CHAPS album Nov 7 viciousthreads.shop | CHAPS LIVE! davidroywilliams.com/tours/arselesschapsalbum | FROM THE HIDEOUT linktr.ee/fromthehideout | AUDIOBOOKS etc https://mrtonymartin.bandcamp.com/
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New #SIZZLETOWN out now!
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ARSELESS Recordings at @Bandcamp: arselesschaps.bandcamp.com/music
Arseless Chaps
The voice of TISM and comedy royalty: Damian Cowell and Tony Martin's electrobanger duo.
Take the 'punk' outta Daft Punk, what do you get?
arselesschaps.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ARSELESS Recordings at @Bandcamp: arselesschaps.bandcamp.com/music
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He's closing his eyes to shut out distractions while he thinks about 300 different ideas simultaneously at a speed and complexity we mere mortals cannot possibly comprehend
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise questions about Trump’s on-the-job performance.
Images of Trump appearing to close his eyes during Oval Office event spread across social media | CNN Politics
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise qu...
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November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
He's closing his eyes to shut out distractions while he thinks about 300 different ideas simultaneously at a speed and complexity we mere mortals cannot possibly comprehend
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Back next month with a gargantuan Episode 100 season finale. In the meantime, @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN Episode 99 is out now: sizzletownpodcast.com
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November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Back next month with a gargantuan Episode 100 season finale. In the meantime, @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN Episode 99 is out now: sizzletownpodcast.com
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
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CHRISTMAS EVE IN MILLER'S POINT is like Robert Altman and Ingmar Bergman teamed up to make a John Hughes movie. Many will not enjoy this largely plotless film that looks like a wacky Xmas comedy, but isn't. Tyler Taormina (also made HAM ON RYE) is going his own way. tinyurl.com/4xex3rxp
Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point review
Tyler Taormina’s sprawling portrait of an Italian-American family’s festive gathering in Long Island makes for an enjoyably hazy Christmas movie.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
CHRISTMAS EVE IN MILLER'S POINT is like Robert Altman and Ingmar Bergman teamed up to make a John Hughes movie. Many will not enjoy this largely plotless film that looks like a wacky Xmas comedy, but isn't. Tyler Taormina (also made HAM ON RYE) is going his own way. tinyurl.com/4xex3rxp
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incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
incredible new trump photo
The somewhat overqualified DAVEY LANE is 'supporting' ARSELESS CHAPS in Melbourne tomorrow night.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The somewhat overqualified DAVEY LANE is 'supporting' ARSELESS CHAPS in Melbourne tomorrow night.
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The NACC was one of Albanese's biggest election promises and it's been a complete and utter failure from start to finish.
How can there be no political consequences for the government? Why is the media letting them get away with it?
How can there be no political consequences for the government? Why is the media letting them get away with it?
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The NACC was one of Albanese's biggest election promises and it's been a complete and utter failure from start to finish.
How can there be no political consequences for the government? Why is the media letting them get away with it?
How can there be no political consequences for the government? Why is the media letting them get away with it?
Am plugging NEW ZEALAND TODAY again (S1 and 2 on Netflix), because it's too funny to miss.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Am plugging NEW ZEALAND TODAY again (S1 and 2 on Netflix), because it's too funny to miss.
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Australia, 1982
If only we’d had a clue that Rolf Harris was a grub …
If only we’d had a clue that Rolf Harris was a grub …
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Australia, 1982
If only we’d had a clue that Rolf Harris was a grub …
If only we’d had a clue that Rolf Harris was a grub …
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
In the new #SIZZLETOWN...
- What is the best single-line performance in a movie?
- Which is the worst Devo cover band?
- What is the correct turd shape for a 'Clean Up After Your Dog' sign?
- Is Jason Statham 'handy with a wasp'?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
- What is the best single-line performance in a movie?
- Which is the worst Devo cover band?
- What is the correct turd shape for a 'Clean Up After Your Dog' sign?
- Is Jason Statham 'handy with a wasp'?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
Ep 99: Steelbook Edition
Podcast Episode · Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN · 05/11/2025 · 49m
podcasts.apple.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
In the new #SIZZLETOWN...
- What is the best single-line performance in a movie?
- Which is the worst Devo cover band?
- What is the correct turd shape for a 'Clean Up After Your Dog' sign?
- Is Jason Statham 'handy with a wasp'?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
- What is the best single-line performance in a movie?
- Which is the worst Devo cover band?
- What is the correct turd shape for a 'Clean Up After Your Dog' sign?
- Is Jason Statham 'handy with a wasp'?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
The ARSELESS CHAPS album is out TODAY. Digital version: arselesschaps.bandcamp.com/album/arsele...
Arseless Chaps, by Arseless Chaps
10 track album
arselesschaps.bandcamp.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The ARSELESS CHAPS album is out TODAY. Digital version: arselesschaps.bandcamp.com/album/arsele...
This scenario is what Niles Nyquist is referring to in the new sizzletownpodcast.com/
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This scenario is what Niles Nyquist is referring to in the new sizzletownpodcast.com/
At Peter Van Onselen’s Trump-loving ‘Daily Mail’, the new NY mayor is an ‘uber woke socialist’, while only the heroic Pauline Hanson is willing to declare Australia BROKEN.
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
At Peter Van Onselen’s Trump-loving ‘Daily Mail’, the new NY mayor is an ‘uber woke socialist’, while only the heroic Pauline Hanson is willing to declare Australia BROKEN.
When will the govt launch an inquiry into the mysterious disappearance of Ajax powder?
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
When will the govt launch an inquiry into the mysterious disappearance of Ajax powder?
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
For Brian Eno fans, @damiancowell.bsky.social has reworked our theme music in the style of 'Music for Airports'. #SIZZLETOWN podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
Ep 99: Steelbook Edition
Podcast Episode · Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN · 05/11/2025 · 49m
podcasts.apple.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
For Brian Eno fans, @damiancowell.bsky.social has reworked our theme music in the style of 'Music for Airports'. #SIZZLETOWN podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
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UK: Our second Transmission release, Richard Rush’s cult classic THE STUNT MAN, is also available for pre-order, including a feature-length making-of doc, new audio commentary, interview with stuntman Chuck Bail, and heaps of archival interviews.
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
UK: Our second Transmission release, Richard Rush’s cult classic THE STUNT MAN, is also available for pre-order, including a feature-length making-of doc, new audio commentary, interview with stuntman Chuck Bail, and heaps of archival interviews.
New #SIZZLETOWN out now!
Apple: tiny.cc/w1nu001
Podbean: tiny.cc/t0nu001
Spotify: tiny.cc/62nu001
Thanks to royalstacks.com.au
Apple: tiny.cc/w1nu001
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Spotify: tiny.cc/62nu001
Thanks to royalstacks.com.au
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
New #SIZZLETOWN out now!
Apple: tiny.cc/w1nu001
Podbean: tiny.cc/t0nu001
Spotify: tiny.cc/62nu001
Thanks to royalstacks.com.au
Apple: tiny.cc/w1nu001
Podbean: tiny.cc/t0nu001
Spotify: tiny.cc/62nu001
Thanks to royalstacks.com.au
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I'm seeing Mike from Bless This House
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I'm seeing Mike from Bless This House
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Elvis - or Noel Fielding?
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Elvis - or Noel Fielding?
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The one time I saw Metallica I noticed a steady stream of liquid just beside my head, looked up to see a man pissing off the barrier of the stand above. I shouted up “Come on mate” and got the reply “What c**t? I can piss where I want!” Passing this time around.
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The one time I saw Metallica I noticed a steady stream of liquid just beside my head, looked up to see a man pissing off the barrier of the stand above. I shouted up “Come on mate” and got the reply “What c**t? I can piss where I want!” Passing this time around.
Matt tells me tomorrow's #SIZZLETOWN will be a 'Steelbook Edition'. Not sure how that works with a podcast, but Jason Statham will be on hand to explain. www.sizzletownpodcast.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Matt tells me tomorrow's #SIZZLETOWN will be a 'Steelbook Edition'. Not sure how that works with a podcast, but Jason Statham will be on hand to explain. www.sizzletownpodcast.com
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New @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN out tomorrow at all the usual outlets.
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November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
New @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN out tomorrow at all the usual outlets.
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz