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HI! I'm tomato, elected mayor of tomatopia.

I write about games, movies and science!
medium.com/@tomatopia

También escribo acerca de mi vida en Substack (en español):
tomatopia.substack.com
Tomás Neumann Aspée – Medium
Read writing from Tomás Neumann Aspée on Medium. Hola! Soy Tomás Neumann (tomato), escribo sobre jueguitos y otras cosas que me interesen. linktr.ee/tomato_neumann.
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Would be a kinda fun task to come up with a list of the Ten Songs You Could Use To Score Every Video Essay
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
@margaret.bsky.social

Hi Margaret! I loved your 'How Metal is the Past?' essay on Substack. I just wanted to know where did you read/heard about the "astrologers in the medieval cities, they were on trial for helping women poison their husbands in an era before divorce." part. (1/2)
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nick Cave about Morrisey. wild
July 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.
July 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Despite their importance to the Cornerian Defense Force, General Pepper insists that the Star Fox squad will remain freelance contractors.

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July 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Clair Obscure is sad and good and all that but I can't take the tilted Eiffel tower serious
July 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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the friendslop dubai chocolate labubu
July 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'll be writing some game stuff at @superjumpmagazine.com in the future! There's some really great writing in there so be sure to check them out!

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SUPERJUMP
Award-winning, cynicism-free games journalism.
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July 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Today I learnt that 'vibe coding' was just copying and pasting AI written code, instead of contacting your inner conscience and code based on instincts.

Disappointed to say the least.
June 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
For some reason, it seems that I hit the SEO jackpot with this short essay, cause I appear in the first or second page when you google #ArcticEggs. So I'm posting the essay here too!

medium.com/@tomatopia/a...
Arctic Eggs: Exploring Passion and Societal Pressure
by Tomás Neumann-Aspee
medium.com
April 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
HI! I'm tomato, elected mayor of tomatopia.

I write about games, movies and science!
medium.com/@tomatopia

También escribo acerca de mi vida en Substack (en español):
tomatopia.substack.com
Tomás Neumann Aspée – Medium
Read writing from Tomás Neumann Aspée on Medium. Hola! Soy Tomás Neumann (tomato), escribo sobre jueguitos y otras cosas que me interesen. linktr.ee/tomato_neumann.
medium.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Writers: repost a random piece that you're proud of.

I wrote this as the piece of art you need to sacrifice to enter an overlap and kill the demon inside: unwinnable.com/2024/04/18/i...
October 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM