Tom Brazelton
@tombrazelton.bsky.social
I write a lot about pop culture. Movies, television, and comics most often. Sometimes politics. I live-skeet SNL on Saturdays. Just a head’s up.
I used to write and draw the web comic Theater Hopper, if that means anything to you.
I used to write and draw the web comic Theater Hopper, if that means anything to you.
Do YOU KNOW how much Final Fantasy X-2 was my shit???
Having seen this, I’ve got to say, the KPop Demon Hunter fans need to re-discover Final Fantasy X-2, where you play a girl band who changes fighting classes by changing dresses and has no less than two concerts on the way to saving the world from a giant weapon.
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Do YOU KNOW how much Final Fantasy X-2 was my shit???
No one told me that the original Mary Poppins was gonna be on ABC tonight. But now that I know it’s on, let’s do this.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No one told me that the original Mary Poppins was gonna be on ABC tonight. But now that I know it’s on, let’s do this.
RE: turkey. I’m the only one in my family that prefers dark meat and I’m wondering when the rest of my family is gonna figure out they’re wrong?
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
RE: turkey. I’m the only one in my family that prefers dark meat and I’m wondering when the rest of my family is gonna figure out they’re wrong?
I did that thing where I procrastinated and wasted my whole morning because I have to go in and bartend later today from 2:30 until 9:00.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I did that thing where I procrastinated and wasted my whole morning because I have to go in and bartend later today from 2:30 until 9:00.
I’m watching this Magic v. 76s game and wondering if I’ve seen a game with a score ending 144 to 103. Seems high.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m watching this Magic v. 76s game and wondering if I’ve seen a game with a score ending 144 to 103. Seems high.
Tired all day and now I can’t sleep.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Tired all day and now I can’t sleep.
Sometimes I wish I had and Irish accent so I could express my exasperation more poetically while at the same time having people know I fekking meant it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sometimes I wish I had and Irish accent so I could express my exasperation more poetically while at the same time having people know I fekking meant it.
My wife is a one-word texter.
When will I learn to stop communicating with her in this way?
When will I learn to stop communicating with her in this way?
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November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My wife is a one-word texter.
When will I learn to stop communicating with her in this way?
When will I learn to stop communicating with her in this way?
…Aaaaand, of course someone shows up 40 minutes before we close.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
…Aaaaand, of course someone shows up 40 minutes before we close.
I think the worst thing about depression is when you feel it coming on, coiling around your brain, knowing it’s temporary, but being unable to defend yourself.
You allow it to visit, pass through, and you pick up where you left off.
You allow it to visit, pass through, and you pick up where you left off.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think the worst thing about depression is when you feel it coming on, coiling around your brain, knowing it’s temporary, but being unable to defend yourself.
You allow it to visit, pass through, and you pick up where you left off.
You allow it to visit, pass through, and you pick up where you left off.
You know what’s wild? The first Zootopia came out almost 10 years ago.
Time is broken.
Time is broken.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You know what’s wild? The first Zootopia came out almost 10 years ago.
Time is broken.
Time is broken.
I’m honestly starting to worry about Walton Goggins’ mental state.
Walton Goggins just delivered his best performance yet, as the Grinch in an unhinged Walmart ad for Black Friday.
Walton Goggins Is the Grinch in Unhinged Walmart Ad
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November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m honestly starting to worry about Walton Goggins’ mental state.
I fucked up. I didn’t block off my Sunday and I’m bartending an abysmally slow shift.
Meanwhile, my wife and kids are at my parents’ house decorating a Christmas tree with them.
I fucked up bad. ☹️
Meanwhile, my wife and kids are at my parents’ house decorating a Christmas tree with them.
I fucked up bad. ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I fucked up. I didn’t block off my Sunday and I’m bartending an abysmally slow shift.
Meanwhile, my wife and kids are at my parents’ house decorating a Christmas tree with them.
I fucked up bad. ☹️
Meanwhile, my wife and kids are at my parents’ house decorating a Christmas tree with them.
I fucked up bad. ☹️
I know what I’m doing after work tonight.
If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I know what I’m doing after work tonight.
Slow day, some I’m getting creative.
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Slow day, some I’m getting creative.
I picked my son up from college for Thanksgiving break this morning. I brought him home and immediately had to leave for work.
That sucks.
That sucks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I picked my son up from college for Thanksgiving break this morning. I brought him home and immediately had to leave for work.
That sucks.
That sucks.
*snrk*
I was just thinking about how I've been bartending part-time since March, got promoted to Supervisor in September, and if I should publish that to my LinkedIn with a bunch of buzzwords about my accomplishments.
I was just thinking about how I've been bartending part-time since March, got promoted to Supervisor in September, and if I should publish that to my LinkedIn with a bunch of buzzwords about my accomplishments.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
*snrk*
I was just thinking about how I've been bartending part-time since March, got promoted to Supervisor in September, and if I should publish that to my LinkedIn with a bunch of buzzwords about my accomplishments.
I was just thinking about how I've been bartending part-time since March, got promoted to Supervisor in September, and if I should publish that to my LinkedIn with a bunch of buzzwords about my accomplishments.
I have an awkward amount of time today before I have to go bartend in a couple of hours.
The stuff I need to otherwise do would take more time than I currently have, and that's annoying.
The stuff I need to otherwise do would take more time than I currently have, and that's annoying.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have an awkward amount of time today before I have to go bartend in a couple of hours.
The stuff I need to otherwise do would take more time than I currently have, and that's annoying.
The stuff I need to otherwise do would take more time than I currently have, and that's annoying.
I was thinking about U.S. Department of Transportation suggesting people dress "with respect" when flying as if people wearing business attire aren't capable of behaving terribly.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I was thinking about U.S. Department of Transportation suggesting people dress "with respect" when flying as if people wearing business attire aren't capable of behaving terribly.
I’m still thinking about Death By Lightning on Netflix.
Like, would I watch a four hour movie about James Garfield’s assassin? No. But I’ll watch four one-hour episodes about it!
Like, would I watch a four hour movie about James Garfield’s assassin? No. But I’ll watch four one-hour episodes about it!
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m still thinking about Death By Lightning on Netflix.
Like, would I watch a four hour movie about James Garfield’s assassin? No. But I’ll watch four one-hour episodes about it!
Like, would I watch a four hour movie about James Garfield’s assassin? No. But I’ll watch four one-hour episodes about it!
I feel like there was a time that I was really into Red Bull energy drinks and one day, I lost my taste for them completely.
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I feel like there was a time that I was really into Red Bull energy drinks and one day, I lost my taste for them completely.
Okay, my phone just notified me of a six second voicemail that was left without my phone even ringing or the number registering under “missed calls.”
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November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Okay, my phone just notified me of a six second voicemail that was left without my phone even ringing or the number registering under “missed calls.”
I got called in to open the bar today from 2:30 to 5:00. It’s almost not worth it, but it’s also no skin off my back. So I might as well.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I got called in to open the bar today from 2:30 to 5:00. It’s almost not worth it, but it’s also no skin off my back. So I might as well.
