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I am listening to this week‘s episode of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and I heard Holly say the best band in her high school was the ska band. As a loud and proud member of the Skamikazes, I can say that (a) she’s right and (b) it’s a real indictment of the other bands there at the time
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I am listening to this week‘s episode of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and I heard Holly say the best band in her high school was the ska band. As a loud and proud member of the Skamikazes, I can say that (a) she’s right and (b) it’s a real indictment of the other bands there at the time
I’ve never met anyone who is 72.0 inches tall, they do not exist
there are two heights, you are either 5'11" or you are 6'2", do not cop to anything in between or else risk anyone you meet asking to measure you immediately because people are super weird about being six feet tall
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I’ve never met anyone who is 72.0 inches tall, they do not exist
Is the broadcast audio being infected by the fullcast haint
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Is the broadcast audio being infected by the fullcast haint
my dog [looking at a marrow bone, then me, then the bone]: either thou or I or both must go with him
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
my dog [looking at a marrow bone, then me, then the bone]: either thou or I or both must go with him
I genuinely thought he had already done that in like 2022
Carson Beck is gonna win three of the most annoying NFL games you’ve ever seen one day
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I genuinely thought he had already done that in like 2022
I wish I had known about this when I confused Eddie Murray, an 18-year-old white guy, with Eddie Murphy
This is bad but I am swiping this incredible save for my own personal use
Whenever I see someone getting out over their skis on a foreign policy take I remember Caitlin Flanagan confusing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khomeini and then claiming she was actually expressing a profound truth.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I wish I had known about this when I confused Eddie Murray, an 18-year-old white guy, with Eddie Murphy
Too bad UW won’t let their assistants do videos as coaching headshots
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Too bad UW won’t let their assistants do videos as coaching headshots
make a bond movie academic
You Only Live Twice: Joint and Survivor Rules Post-Uriah v. CITGO
You Only Live Twice: Joint and Survivor Rules Post-Uriah v. CITGO
make a Bond movie academic
License to Kill: How The Constitution Was Never Intended To Protect The Lives Or Dignity of Non-White-People, By Ilan Wurman
License to Kill: How The Constitution Was Never Intended To Protect The Lives Or Dignity of Non-White-People, By Ilan Wurman
make a Bond movie academic
The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
make a bond movie academic
You Only Live Twice: Joint and Survivor Rules Post-Uriah v. CITGO
You Only Live Twice: Joint and Survivor Rules Post-Uriah v. CITGO
This is only a two part sign because the Democratic People’s Republic of New Jersey criminalizes sex work
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is only a two part sign because the Democratic People’s Republic of New Jersey criminalizes sex work
A partner once got angry because I emailed a client without deleting the internal email chain below my response. The entirety of that chain was the partner saying “can you respond to this”
In its complaint against D.C., DOJ voting lawyer Brittany Bennett — who was previously involved in a lawsuit seeking to ban Dominion voting machines in Georgia — appears to have accidentally left annotation comments on the filing.
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A partner once got angry because I emailed a client without deleting the internal email chain below my response. The entirety of that chain was the partner saying “can you respond to this”
Seeing Ryan reskeet this put me in a weird existential place for a minute like when did Pitt become a gridiron powerhouse
A&M is the first team this season to sweep Pitt after being the first team to beat Nebraska this season. WOW
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Seeing Ryan reskeet this put me in a weird existential place for a minute like when did Pitt become a gridiron powerhouse
I think Bluesky style guidelines require writing the title as THE HEIST: CAUGHT ON FILM (dir. by T. Muse Director) (2025). I’m probably mixing in blue book style
The heist, "caught on film", had texture and warmth and an indescribable aura of authenticity that it would have lacked had it been shot with digital cameras.
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I think Bluesky style guidelines require writing the title as THE HEIST: CAUGHT ON FILM (dir. by T. Muse Director) (2025). I’m probably mixing in blue book style
If you’re wondering what an NFL-level juke feels like, today I asked a Caribbean nurse where to get edibles she looked me dead in the eye and said “I’m married to a cop” paused for like 10 seconds and said “just kidding”
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If you’re wondering what an NFL-level juke feels like, today I asked a Caribbean nurse where to get edibles she looked me dead in the eye and said “I’m married to a cop” paused for like 10 seconds and said “just kidding”
Thanksgiving a time for gathering with family and arguing about which beach chair to grab and who stunk up the privvy
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Thanksgiving a time for gathering with family and arguing about which beach chair to grab and who stunk up the privvy
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social have you made a Baja blast espresso yet
specifically I would like to know if anybody is trying to make Baja Blast pie from scratch
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social have you made a Baja blast espresso yet
He’s a Milford Man and you know what that means
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He’s a Milford Man and you know what that means
So far one boat club folded after the founder threw a punch at a race official (very hard to do when you’re in one boat and the official is in another), another had to move cause their property was taken by eminent domain, and the Earth is reclaiming a third
Unprompted and being 100% sincere, yesterday someone asked me how hard it could be to get kicked out of a boat club
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
So far one boat club folded after the founder threw a punch at a race official (very hard to do when you’re in one boat and the official is in another), another had to move cause their property was taken by eminent domain, and the Earth is reclaiming a third
Unprompted and being 100% sincere, yesterday someone asked me how hard it could be to get kicked out of a boat club
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Unprompted and being 100% sincere, yesterday someone asked me how hard it could be to get kicked out of a boat club
I called Senator Schumer. I live in DC and see my neighbors in pain everyday, but the most I can do is yell at some septuagenarian’s voicemail, pls make us a state
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I called Senator Schumer. I live in DC and see my neighbors in pain everyday, but the most I can do is yell at some septuagenarian’s voicemail, pls make us a state
Hugh Freeze was the amuse bouche to last night’s feast
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Hugh Freeze was the amuse bouche to last night’s feast
Ah you think being blocked is your ally? You merely adopted being blocked. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't know others seeing my posts until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but overwhelming
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ah you think being blocked is your ally? You merely adopted being blocked. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't know others seeing my posts until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but overwhelming
Years ago some NPR reporter had the idea to short the entire US stock market. I’d like to do that but for data centers
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Years ago some NPR reporter had the idea to short the entire US stock market. I’d like to do that but for data centers
Spring 2006. A young me is in Yoram Keinan’s debt instrument taxation class thinking “wow mortgage backed securities sound like a great idea a stupid person once had, will anyone top that ever”
quite literally everything i hear about the economics of this feels insane, especially given the big issue of the tools not doing what boosters say they will do. so many details make me feel very not good!
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Spring 2006. A young me is in Yoram Keinan’s debt instrument taxation class thinking “wow mortgage backed securities sound like a great idea a stupid person once had, will anyone top that ever”
The most relatable exchange of all time in my home.
Wife: you use Reddit?
13-year-old son: only at my most desperate
Wife: you use Reddit?
13-year-old son: only at my most desperate
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The most relatable exchange of all time in my home.
Wife: you use Reddit?
13-year-old son: only at my most desperate
Wife: you use Reddit?
13-year-old son: only at my most desperate