Todd Lunch
toddlunch.bsky.social
Todd Lunch
@toddlunch.bsky.social
Father was a harsh man.Tough disciplinarian. Once, he caught me smoking cigarettes. As punishment he locked me in a cupboard, & wouldn't let me out until I'd eaten the entire contents of Knowsley Safari Park. Including the gift shop. He never told me why.
A previously unknown subspecies of Chuckle Brother.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Farke thinking about how we can stay in this league...
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"It's not like them at all, to go off without at least leaving a note. We just want them to know we love them, and whatever it is, we can work it out together."
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Public service announcement regarding Modern Romance's 'Ay Ay Ay Ay Moosey'......

(Don't tell me if it's not true. I won't believe you)
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@gralefrit.bsky.social @jasonhazeley.bsky.social Sorting through old stuff, and I'm fairly certain this is the exact same* jacket Karl Howman wears in the Brush Strokes credits. It's yours if you want it. Ha

*probably not the actual one from the show
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Although that's more of a friendship in this sense.
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Pasturbation - To wank lyrical about yore
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Either we think alike, or I subconsciously nicked this from you and will have to punish my subconcious.
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
His face reminds me of Colin Akavito here.
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just stumbled upon this, and you really have to feel for these poor fuckers. What rotten luck.
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I like the "nearly all 12 apostles" bit, as if they're still negotiating contracts with the others.
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
September 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
They may as well have written "I hate freedom and America. Sincerely, John Leftist-Marx" on the bullets.
September 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's giving off these vibes...
September 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You may not remember this, but it was Britain's answer to E.T....
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Fabrizio Romano announces World War Three. Deal done.
September 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
September 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM