Top Banana/ Miss Haversham
@tobytyke.bsky.social
Thwarted headteacher
Thwarted prime minister
Thwarted billionaire
Thwarted genius
Just here to save the
world with my mates on here 🌎
Thwarted prime minister
Thwarted billionaire
Thwarted genius
Just here to save the
world with my mates on here 🌎
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“He can’t see me hiding behind this lamp, right?” — Susie Wiles
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“He can’t see me hiding behind this lamp, right?” — Susie Wiles
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December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Seems like we go through this drama with Snowflake Dan every other week.
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Seems like we go through this drama with Snowflake Dan every other week.
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How Much More Can America Take of "Trump Derangement Syndrome?"
open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...
open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...
How Much More Can America Take of "Trump Derangement Syndrome?"
Trump calls it “Trump Derangement Syndrome” when we object to cruelty and division. The real story is what that hate is doing to America’s democracy, and when we finally push back…
open.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How Much More Can America Take of "Trump Derangement Syndrome?"
open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...
open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...
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Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.
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www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
He cannot trust the US… especially when it’s 2 greedy real estate Putin puppets doing the negotiating.
He cannot trust the US… especially when it’s 2 greedy real estate Putin puppets doing the negotiating.
Zelenskyy offers to drop NATO bid for security guarantees but rejects US push to cede territory
BERLIN (AP) — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on Sunday voiced readiness to drop his country’s bid to join NATO in exchange for Western security guarantees, but rejected the U.S. push for cedi...
www.winnipegfreepress.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
He cannot trust the US… especially when it’s 2 greedy real estate Putin puppets doing the negotiating.
He cannot trust the US… especially when it’s 2 greedy real estate Putin puppets doing the negotiating.
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🚨 #GVerse #BreakinNews
Pam Bondi PANICS after DOJ whistleblower Ryan Crosswell - who QUIT when #Shit4Brain’s DOJ tried to shut down prosecutions for his allies -
- says he’s running for Congress to NOT ONLY expose her corruption in the record, but to ALSO hold her accountable.
This is huge. 🔥
Pam Bondi PANICS after DOJ whistleblower Ryan Crosswell - who QUIT when #Shit4Brain’s DOJ tried to shut down prosecutions for his allies -
- says he’s running for Congress to NOT ONLY expose her corruption in the record, but to ALSO hold her accountable.
This is huge. 🔥
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
🚨 #GVerse #BreakinNews
Pam Bondi PANICS after DOJ whistleblower Ryan Crosswell - who QUIT when #Shit4Brain’s DOJ tried to shut down prosecutions for his allies -
- says he’s running for Congress to NOT ONLY expose her corruption in the record, but to ALSO hold her accountable.
This is huge. 🔥
Pam Bondi PANICS after DOJ whistleblower Ryan Crosswell - who QUIT when #Shit4Brain’s DOJ tried to shut down prosecutions for his allies -
- says he’s running for Congress to NOT ONLY expose her corruption in the record, but to ALSO hold her accountable.
This is huge. 🔥
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Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
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Editor in Chief of Christianity Today Magazine 👇🏽
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Editor in Chief of Christianity Today Magazine 👇🏽
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The one thing I'll say is that the Trump post on the Reiners is even more deranged and cut off from all reality when you remember that Michele shot the cover photo for Art of the Deal. Trump usually never passes up a chance to point out stuff like that. He's lost all grip on reality.
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The one thing I'll say is that the Trump post on the Reiners is even more deranged and cut off from all reality when you remember that Michele shot the cover photo for Art of the Deal. Trump usually never passes up a chance to point out stuff like that. He's lost all grip on reality.
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Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
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Maybe this wasn’t the best idea.
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Maybe this wasn’t the best idea.
