Toby Click
@tobyclick.bsky.social
Gaytheist nerd 🏳️🌈⚛️🪐 Dare Mighty Things
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Q: How much is the NFL paying Bad Bunny for the privilege of playing football during and after his concert?
A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
FAQs for This Weekend’s Bad Bunny Concert Featuring Football
What time is kickoff? The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. f...
buff.ly
February 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Q: How much is the NFL paying Bad Bunny for the privilege of playing football during and after his concert?
A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
Reposted by Toby Click
"I almost tripped over this big plastic brick. It’s a TI-83 graphing calculator. Either he thought he would need it for his career, or he felt an emotional connection to it. He worked in AI Annotation his whole life. Never needed math."
A Daughter Goes Through Her Dead Millennial Father’s Storage Unit
Why the hell did he save so many Funko Pops? “Dr. Ian Malcolm with His Shirt Open.” “Homer Simpson in a Muumuu.” He’s got two Green Power Rangers...
buff.ly
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
"I almost tripped over this big plastic brick. It’s a TI-83 graphing calculator. Either he thought he would need it for his career, or he felt an emotional connection to it. He worked in AI Annotation his whole life. Never needed math."
As a physics major, my tendency to regard SI prefixes at face value can lead to some extreme mental images when I hear terms like megachurch, nanobrewery, micropenis, or pico de gallo.
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
As a physics major, my tendency to regard SI prefixes at face value can lead to some extreme mental images when I hear terms like megachurch, nanobrewery, micropenis, or pico de gallo.
When they come to Denver, they will find Denver ready.
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
When they come to Denver, they will find Denver ready.
There is nothing after we die. The only hell they will ever face is what WE give them.
January 25, 2026 at 2:21 AM
There is nothing after we die. The only hell they will ever face is what WE give them.
You don’t scare me – I’ve driven across Utah with a rainbow flag sticker and a “CHECK ENGINE” light
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
You don’t scare me – I’ve driven across Utah with a rainbow flag sticker and a “CHECK ENGINE” light
How fucked-up is everything, that we are weeks away from the first crewed lunar mission since Apollo, and even MY own reaction is “meh”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis...
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
How fucked-up is everything, that we are weeks away from the first crewed lunar mission since Apollo, and even MY own reaction is “meh”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis...
The most useful information I have gained from reading my own Gemini transcripts: I say “uh” more often than Jeff Goldblum.
January 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The most useful information I have gained from reading my own Gemini transcripts: I say “uh” more often than Jeff Goldblum.
Me: Finally finishing this box of Grinch cereal! It wasn’t very good.
Him: You could skip the “very” part.
Him: You could skip the “very” part.
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Me: Finally finishing this box of Grinch cereal! It wasn’t very good.
Him: You could skip the “very” part.
Him: You could skip the “very” part.
Is Karen from WILL & GRACE the holotype?
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is Karen from WILL & GRACE the holotype?
I should take a probiotic and antibiotic and let them battle it out. 🦠
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I should take a probiotic and antibiotic and let them battle it out. 🦠
I don’t want to travel overseas now, because some rando who’ll be around me for thirty seconds and never again will look and think one thing: “That’s an Anerican.“
And nothing about that will be good.
And nothing about that will be good.
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I don’t want to travel overseas now, because some rando who’ll be around me for thirty seconds and never again will look and think one thing: “That’s an Anerican.“
And nothing about that will be good.
And nothing about that will be good.
Got an email with the subject line “Black Friday won't last forever...”
Well, akshually…
Well, akshually…
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Got an email with the subject line “Black Friday won't last forever...”
Well, akshually…
Well, akshually…
Happy Thanksgiving! 😼🦃
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! 😼🦃
Lücy 🐈⬛
Elvis 🐈
Hobbes 🐕
Elvis 🐈
Hobbes 🐕
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lücy 🐈⬛
Elvis 🐈
Hobbes 🐕
Elvis 🐈
Hobbes 🐕
I was once told that I could not believe in evolution and be a Christian. This ultimatum had somewhat the opposite of the intended effect.
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I was once told that I could not believe in evolution and be a Christian. This ultimatum had somewhat the opposite of the intended effect.
I have mixed feelings about Gavin Newsom. I don’t like the idea that you can only defeat an asshole by being a bigger asshole.
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I have mixed feelings about Gavin Newsom. I don’t like the idea that you can only defeat an asshole by being a bigger asshole.
Peeve: when the word “decimate” is used to describe a level of destruction greater than 10 percent
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/d...
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/d...
October 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Peeve: when the word “decimate” is used to describe a level of destruction greater than 10 percent
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/d...
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/d...
I have a ten-year-old+ Casio keyboard that I’ve been using as a clothesrack. Today I hooked it up to my MacBook.
September 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have a ten-year-old+ Casio keyboard that I’ve been using as a clothesrack. Today I hooked it up to my MacBook.
Whoever said “it’s always darkest before dawn” clearly knows nothing about astronomy or existence.
August 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Whoever said “it’s always darkest before dawn” clearly knows nothing about astronomy or existence.
From now on, if I show myself to be ignorant of some piece of critical news or pop culture or anything regarded as common knowledge, I will use the excuse that it happened while I was offworld. 🚀🪐
August 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
From now on, if I show myself to be ignorant of some piece of critical news or pop culture or anything regarded as common knowledge, I will use the excuse that it happened while I was offworld. 🚀🪐
Is it bad luck to play Coldplay at a wedding now?
July 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Is it bad luck to play Coldplay at a wedding now?
Me when asked if l'll be celebrating the Fourth of July this year
July 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Me when asked if l'll be celebrating the Fourth of July this year
2025 sunflowers are officially taller than me (6’1”)📏🌻
June 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
2025 sunflowers are officially taller than me (6’1”)📏🌻
