What’d REALLY scare me is if two people saw the same figure, like, in the butter dish with a green cap and orange beard

I got yer inflection point right here

More of a folk tale than a book (there IS at least one book), but I would LOVE to see A24 or someone create a movie about the Tailypo.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailypo

I can hear this picture

A bit long for a Pixar title. Something monosyllabic, like “MOONS”