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Crow
@tobaccocrow.bsky.social
24, He/Him. Weird crow obsessed with writing and underwear.
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Final update: my main account has been restored. It is now safe to add me and interact on there once again.
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The Right: "Abolish the Department of Education, the Department of Health next, maybe the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau too"

Highly-Paid Political Pundits: "I think we should hear out their arguments"

The Left: "Abolish ICE"

Pundits: "Thar is a completely unreasonable political position"
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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fakest news i’ve seen from CBS yet
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Slightly diminish a game

Hour in the Woods
Halo: Combat Maintained
Devil May Sniffle
Slightly diminish a game

Discomfort Temporarily
Count Bomb'em 2.5D
Half-full Squire
Slightly diminish a game

Consequences: Refurbished Vegas
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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I feel seen
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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watched hundreds of beavers in my discord server and my life is ruined bc no movie will ever be as good as this
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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nobody told me it was national bird day

happy national bird day :] 🐦
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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We have reached the apex of human ingenuity, the ball kicking machine
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Scientific disaster = massive wedgie

Commission for @tobaccocrow.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Remember, these psychopaths got people fired for QUOTING CHARLIE KIRK’S OWN WORDS after his death.
There will be dancing in the streets when it happens.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I love the One Piece duck
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The hopelessness has been really bad for the last couple weeks tbh.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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"I asked chat gpt" well I asked the three fates. They said in 18 years the Titans will rise but Hades will fail. Hercules WILL save Olympos. Your stupid robot machine will butcher the urn with its smudged writings and jarbled nonsense.
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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pupy
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Little bit of trivia about twin sticks in FPS on PS1: Medal of Honor in 1999 pips Alien Resurrection to the post on having modern FPS controls. BUT, the only reason why it's a lesser-known example is because they're buried away as the *fourth* option after a couple of really odd ones.
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Ending 1: Locker

First of the 3 endings is unlocked! ...but I sure am not gonna be for a while 😖
October 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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DAY 08. EARWIG - STREAMER
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Commishie for @walker-ink.bsky.social and @tobaccocrow.bsky.social!
It's been ages since I've seen this show, but I'm pretty sure this is EXACTLY how it went.
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Eyy Biiishhh!

Bree and Gnat belong to @/potoobrigham.
September 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I really need you guys to internalize this.

Government and corporations ripped Kimmel off the air for lightly badmouthing their behavior. Coordinated pushback by us is what forced them to cave in and put Kimmel back on air.

Again. The fascists caved in *due to coordinated pushback.*
Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return on Tuesday
September 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM