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@toastedrice.bsky.social
An alt, for better and worse. NSFW. Recovering academic. If you know me offline, I’d advise leaving. Prefer not to interact with people under 24 on here. Always open to noodle soup recipes (any cuisine). Snap @zibbzabb.
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Need me a man who leaks like a faucet
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Need me a man who leaks like a faucet
I feel like we as a society do not fully appreciate the ubiquity of wood veneer in our lives. Every person I’ve talked to about this has been surprised. It’s just a very “did u kno?” kind of thing.
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I feel like we as a society do not fully appreciate the ubiquity of wood veneer in our lives. Every person I’ve talked to about this has been surprised. It’s just a very “did u kno?” kind of thing.
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@crshort81.bsky.social stopped by to make my day brighter 🤤
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
@crshort81.bsky.social stopped by to make my day brighter 🤤
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happy fcf friday :3 plus some butt
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
happy fcf friday :3 plus some butt
To clarify: My brain said this to me in the voice of a man with a rifle in a western movie who just kicked in the door of a saloon because he just learned the guy who stole the gang’s gold is back in town.
I was imagining sewing a bag with mostly black fabric and orange accents, and I heard my own brain go “Gahdamn, look at this ‘This Is Halloween’ motherfucker.”
February 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
To clarify: My brain said this to me in the voice of a man with a rifle in a western movie who just kicked in the door of a saloon because he just learned the guy who stole the gang’s gold is back in town.
I was imagining sewing a bag with mostly black fabric and orange accents, and I heard my own brain go “Gahdamn, look at this ‘This Is Halloween’ motherfucker.”
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I was imagining sewing a bag with mostly black fabric and orange accents, and I heard my own brain go “Gahdamn, look at this ‘This Is Halloween’ motherfucker.”
Work work
Something need doing?
Something need doing?
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Work work
Something need doing?
Something need doing?
The fact that I don’t watch movies or TV isn’t really that meaningful when you consider I probably spend hours a week on YouTube.
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The fact that I don’t watch movies or TV isn’t really that meaningful when you consider I probably spend hours a week on YouTube.
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Markup and Scripting Languages
Sociology of Education
Genetics
Philosophy of Humor
Organic Chemistry
Let’s see who can guess what my major was (two of these were electives).
Markup and Scripting Languages
Sociology of Education
Genetics
Philosophy of Humor
Organic Chemistry
Let’s see who can guess what my major was (two of these were electives).
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Zen 101
Classical Ancient Greek (I also did a semester of Classical Latin)
Anime Culture
Culture in the Middle Ages
Feminism in Media
With the exception of Greek, all of these had something to do with my major and 2 minors
Zen 101
Classical Ancient Greek (I also did a semester of Classical Latin)
Anime Culture
Culture in the Middle Ages
Feminism in Media
With the exception of Greek, all of these had something to do with my major and 2 minors
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Algebra 97 (that’s below 101)
America Popular Music (too much jazz)
Screenwriting (I ate that)
Microeconomics (not micro enough)
Psychology (old man professor said it was a shame homosexuality was no longer a mental illness)
Algebra 97 (that’s below 101)
America Popular Music (too much jazz)
Screenwriting (I ate that)
Microeconomics (not micro enough)
Psychology (old man professor said it was a shame homosexuality was no longer a mental illness)
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Markup and Scripting Languages
Sociology of Education
Genetics
Philosophy of Humor
Organic Chemistry
Let’s see who can guess what my major was (two of these were electives).
Markup and Scripting Languages
Sociology of Education
Genetics
Philosophy of Humor
Organic Chemistry
Let’s see who can guess what my major was (two of these were electives).
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Awaiting the snow. Hmu on snap.
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Awaiting the snow. Hmu on snap.
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Out the shower, looking hella thicc!
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Out the shower, looking hella thicc!
Just realized that I totally botched a metaphor in a thing I led yesterday and now I’m wondering who noticed.
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Just realized that I totally botched a metaphor in a thing I led yesterday and now I’m wondering who noticed.
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Amaretto. It took a while before I could smell it again without feeling ill.
Me and Malibu Coconut Rum will NEVER see each other again! 😩
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Amaretto. It took a while before I could smell it again without feeling ill.
One thing that is eerie with this snow shutting the whole city down is like, where are the dogs? I still walk my dog twice a day, and we haven’t seen another dog outside all week. Where are people walking their dogs?
January 29, 2026 at 11:41 PM
One thing that is eerie with this snow shutting the whole city down is like, where are the dogs? I still walk my dog twice a day, and we haven’t seen another dog outside all week. Where are people walking their dogs?
Five jobs I've had:
(My current job that I don’t want to explain because it’s so specific)
Professor (of policy/applied stat)
Program data auditor and evaluator
Community engagement coordinator
Math/English after school instructor
(My current job that I don’t want to explain because it’s so specific)
Professor (of policy/applied stat)
Program data auditor and evaluator
Community engagement coordinator
Math/English after school instructor
Five jobs I've had:
Librarian
Waiter
Shoe Salesman
Gogo Boy Dancer
Administrative Assistant
Librarian
Waiter
Shoe Salesman
Gogo Boy Dancer
Administrative Assistant
Five jobs I've had:
Military
Hairstylist
Carpet Layer
Manager at San Francisco Music Box Company
Rental agent
Military
Hairstylist
Carpet Layer
Manager at San Francisco Music Box Company
Rental agent
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Five jobs I've had:
(My current job that I don’t want to explain because it’s so specific)
Professor (of policy/applied stat)
Program data auditor and evaluator
Community engagement coordinator
Math/English after school instructor
(My current job that I don’t want to explain because it’s so specific)
Professor (of policy/applied stat)
Program data auditor and evaluator
Community engagement coordinator
Math/English after school instructor
I bought a chair like a year ago with the intention of letting my dog claim it as hers, and she has finally started using it this week.
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I bought a chair like a year ago with the intention of letting my dog claim it as hers, and she has finally started using it this week.
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January 29, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Just a mutt in his natural habitat needing rubs!
Where are you rubbing first? 😜
Where are you rubbing first? 😜
January 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Just a mutt in his natural habitat needing rubs!
Where are you rubbing first? 😜
Where are you rubbing first? 😜
Accusing someone of being disengaged because they don’t post about an issue on social media is like accusing your neighbor in a liberal suburb of being homophobic because they didn’t put a pride flag in their bathroom window.
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Accusing someone of being disengaged because they don’t post about an issue on social media is like accusing your neighbor in a liberal suburb of being homophobic because they didn’t put a pride flag in their bathroom window.
I will say, just because it’s something I saw two different people insinuate today, that I don’t post about current events simply because I don’t engage with social media in that way. Social media is not how I engage in advocacy. It’s a coffee shop bulletin board where I sometimes post my dick .
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I will say, just because it’s something I saw two different people insinuate today, that I don’t post about current events simply because I don’t engage with social media in that way. Social media is not how I engage in advocacy. It’s a coffee shop bulletin board where I sometimes post my dick .
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Couldn't choose so why not both
January 27, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Couldn't choose so why not both
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I feel filled with righteous and impassioned emotional exhaustion in this Chili’s tonight
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I feel filled with righteous and impassioned emotional exhaustion in this Chili’s tonight