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[important to be] Ernest™ 🍋
@ernestsewell.bsky.social
Everything u believe is true.

Bone marrow transplant recipient. 🤞🏻
Gen X, Navy vet w/ PTSD. | Quilter, writer.

Trek/Wars, Prince, #JanFam, Michael Jackson, George Michael, Madonna, 80s stuff. Reader of 📚. 🩷 Ina Garten.

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Next month, they're giving him the Flava Flav Peace Prize - big clock on a ribbon.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Svedka has ruined one of my favorite 80s songs with those stupid robots flirting with each other in those ads.

If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say they're trying to push robot sex and/or AI on us even more. But I'm not, so I won't. 🙃
a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` do n't you want me baby '' written above her .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` do n't you want me baby '' written above her .
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December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
In the first Wicked, when Boq tells Glinda, "I'd do anything for you, Glinda," I found myself, OUT LOUD, saying, "including divorcing my wife and leaving my son to have a public affair with you."

Because that's what he did.
a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a man in a blue suit
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December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
BEFORE IT WAS MOUNT RUSHMORE, THE LAKOTA CALLED IT TNUNKÁSILA SÁKPE PAHÁ, OR SIX GRANDFATHERS MOUNTAIN. IT WAS A PLACE FOR PRAYER AND DEVOTION FOR THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF THE GREAT PLAINS.
EVERY PERSON NOW CARVED IN IT PERPETUATED VIOLENCE AGAINST NATIVE AMERICANS.
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Some of y'all need to be on Chaturbate.
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You know the videos of military members coming home and their dogs (or cats) taking a minute, then finally recognizing them and being overjoyed?

I hate those videos.

Why? Because we shouldn't be having people away from families for the sake of Imperialism.

Stop signing up for the military!
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Do you think today will be the day?
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I would love to just lie in bed with someone, cuddle, explore, have a snack (BE the snack), stay warm, watch something salacious on TV (or BE salacious otherwise). Ya know?
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Repost with the next recipient of the FIFA peace prize.
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Let's open a potato bar with all the fixings, and call it SpudWay.
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It sickens me that I.C.E. is advertising recruitment videos on YouTube. I'm surprised there aren't Klan ads running.
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You can only listen to ONE Janet album for the rest of your life—which one do you choose?

#JanetJackson
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is easy.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Everyone's against alcohol, cigarettes, and sugar. But who was there for you when your life fell apart?

Sure wasn't broccoli.
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet“ sounds like something a high school homophonic gym teacher would say.
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I forgot how much I love this music.

#FilmSky #BroadwaySky
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The girls are hung by the sofa with care…

In hopes that Freddie Mercury would soon be there.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Well, this can fuck right off. Old Man Winter is certainly showing up today.

I've included Celsius for you other types. 🥶🌡️
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's so cold here I kept thinking, "I really need a long sleeve shirt, my arms are cold and this throw isn't cutting it."
Then I walk into my bedroom and there's the Snuggie™, on top of a box.
I forgot I owned a Snuggie™!
Mmmm, heater on recliner + Snuggie™ = warm Ern.
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry’s vision for the future.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and sick of hearing my voice on every store's speaker system.
a woman with long blonde hair is saying " don 't know . don 't know what she sang . "
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December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I... I don't even ...
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I have a question.

I'm thinking about getting an embosser for my books.
Choices are "From the Library Of" then my name.

Besides the Latin (Ex Libris), I'm trying to think of another phrase to put on it than "From The Library Of." I have considered "This Book Belongs To."

Thoughts? 📚
#BookSky
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM